Oh god help me for saying this....

I read this as “F Lee Ermey” and thought “WTF happened to the drill instructor from ‘Full Metal Jacket’?!?!?!?!?!

Does he have any money left? Will anyone hire hm or want him to promote any product?

Have someone get out the salad bowl, and you can add some length to it! :D

As Tza explains below, it’s nothing to do with Sodastream... someone’s been huffing air freshener, I think.

Last I heard it bottled the little proprietary CO2 canisters in Gaza so now it’s illegal NOT to have one. Schumer and Cruz will take turns trashing your kitchen until the re-education wagon arrives.

Cool but are we gonna talk at some point about how 14 Dem senators including Gillibrand voted to make it a felony (20yrs and $250k) to have ever considered buying a Sodastream and then thought “actually, nah”? Because I’m sure DeVos is up to some more crazy shit but my outrage only has one home tonight.

“This shouldn’t be a partisan issue,”

Unfortunately the cancer would have nothing to latch onto.

Wouldn’t Dorris just steal meteor’s milkshake?

This shouldn’t be a partisan issue, given, as you say, that the arguments for maintaining Title IX are sensible, logical, and decent. But I wonder... 20 state AGs signed on? Reminds me that 20 states went blue and 30 states went red in the presidential election. I don’t have time to compare the states right now - but…

It should be noted that even the most chronic of shoplifters rarely meets the qualifications for kleptomania.

That’s fair. And it is also fair to say that she has faced more consequences for stealing products than have perpetrators of rape and murder. Most people committ offenses they can be charged for; from jaywalking, speeding, theft of services to assault when you’re slap fighting your friend at the bar. Are these folks…

Nope. The reason black people are assumed to be criminals is because people are racist. Black criminals will always exist just as white criminals do.

Yes, probably. Context changes things, great observation

STOP posting this racist shit, troll.

What is it about summer that brings in a whole new fleet of trolls?

Who does she think she is? It’s not like she’s a police officer; actually killing people with impunity and then getting a Go Fund Me account. Praise God they threw the book at her. We all know how DeKalb County really wants to avenge the wrong that has be committed here. How will Walmart recover from *almost* losing …

I love that she was caught with the same dollar amount as she has years.

OK.