Please, do not do that, drink chlorine instead.
Please, do not do that, drink chlorine instead.
Modern Family makes me want to suffocate on my own avulsed genitalia whilst simultaneously rubbing puréed habaneros in my eyes.
I think if we bought TMZ a thesaurus the world would be a better place
This woman should probably hibernate for about 10 years.
hey world, winter is coming...for you.
It’s always a question mark for me, even when I plan it. Half the time I don’t realize my toddler has emptied my shaving cream until it’s too late.
Bitch, please. I got a rotation.
Fucking AMEN. It’s both making me feel old and obsolete and like I somehow did my teen years wrong because I too was horribly dangerously depressed and really pissing me off because I don’t want to think about the bullying, parental verbal and psychological abuse, the cutting, the eating disorder, the insane academic…
and I just noticed by typo. Ugh.
If you’re presidenting like shit, you must quit!
“[hung out] with Jacob (again).” I think that actually reads hu w/ Jacob again. Hook up.
I mean... it’s August and she hasn’t had sex yet? Slacker.
He ALWAYS whips out that Golden Moldy, doesn’t he, when he’s panicking? Pretty soon he’ll be bitching about inauguration crowds.
Or zit?
I was also considering nitwit.
I admire the list for its extreme specificity. Her goal is TWO bjs. That’s ambition.
Total shut down required. No further input will be processed.
If the son’s a twit, you must acquit!
Man am I alone in being horribly depressed by teen week?
Fuck yes. Once was waaay more than enough.