I have no idea what troll you speak of but the Catholic Church is the greatest one of them all. Responsible for countless wars, persecution and atrocities against mankind. Stirring up neighbor to tell on neighbor. Families to rip each other apart. All while claiming to live in Jesus’ likeness.

Game, set, and match to Grandma! <3

The church should really call them emus or cassowaries down in Australia.

Well, color me fucken shocked.

He’s not smiling. In every selfie he takes, he’s smiling, but not in this pic, and it looks wrong.

“Objection, your honour! You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life. See that girl, watch that scene, digging the Dancing Queen.”

Amen. Isn’t that how it happens in the movies?

I’ve talked a lot of shit about musicians and bands over the years, but even I don’t fuck with Wu Tang fans.

coughdouchebagcouch

Is it weird that I hate this slimy cunt more than Trump, mainly because while Trump intends to fuck with people’s health this wanker already has and then boasts about it online.

Your mom is a goddess.

There’s always Lifetime and ID to remind us they end in murder just as often.

All of these games look the same. Seriously. Just different skins.

Love her. Where does she get that patience?

I hit mute and just watched her face in silence. He is such a wanker.

Yeah I wouldn’t celebrate Susanna too much. She used to be on BBC Breakfast and, despite claiming she’d “bleed BBC” if you cut her, she took a £400k a year paycheque to go and work with Piers Morgan on ITV despite knowing just what sort of top bloke (/s) he is (the fucker has four memoirs despite having done fuck all).

“I’m sorry Clandece and Marven but the network demographics test has shown that viewers will not be impressed or enticed back by you two going at it like dogs in heat so we won’t be approving your request for sex.

As if women now don’t smoke to keep thin, inject paralytic toxins into their face to stay young, undergo risky surgery for no other reason than beauty . . .