I quit smoking, which I talked about last week, but I have kept it up. Mostly I find myself really annoyed that all the other problems in my life (that I blamed on smoking) have not cleared up, like I still have bad heart burn and my teeth aren’t great.

I sent my gay son off to perhaps the most bigoted area in all of America, Lubbock, to attend his new student orientation for college. I hate every single thing about this place but my son is in love and transferred from a mediocre college in to a great one. He worked hard and got the grades. His boyfriend is there and…

I was told by a coworker that my car is so clean, you could perform surgery in it. I didn’t say that it’s spotless only because I have a weird pet peeve in that I can’t tolerate the sound of things shifting around while I drive. Even a spare umbrella sliding a bit from braking or turning makes me nuts.

It’s been two weeks and going well for the most part. She’s INSANE in the mornings (jump-on-the-bed-and-bite-and-lick-my-whole-body excited) and I hope it gets better as she ages. She also has a tendency to take our stuff (shoes, socks, my bras) but it’s only mild destruction, if any. She’s one year old, so that’s…

I assumed they were at a point where they both expected monogamy, but no one brought up the talk to actually make it official. To me, the letter writer and his gf sounded pretty young.

Yeah, wait, the guy who isn’t possessive enough considers it cheating that she sexed someone else when they weren’t dating?

I wonder if Porn Addict is focusing on the dudes when he watches porn every day

Dafuq is going on there?

That’s bizarre. I can’t believe the discrepancy hasn’t been noticed. I’m even wondering if what the DOT did is legal? Sorry. Trump has me itching to stupidly go after government types.

Trump totally got away with admitting that not paying taxes was smart during his first debate. Apparently announcing one’s absence of ethics is a virtue now. “Hey, I’m no sucker: see this is how the rich stay that way!”

I ned to copy the meme that had Hillary with FFS on it.

Oh my god, she is perfect.

Oh, boy, the Fyre Festival of urban housing.

lol! All the other Nintendo games they had.

Name them after his parents... and tell them you want them to sleep in the bed with you.

HIDE THEM FROM THE TRUMP MEN!!! Otherwise, Donnie Jr. will be walking around with a giraffe tail in hand and his nasty fur-wearing wife will be wearing a brown spotted coat soon. They are murderers.

I live in Portland & I know a woman named Kyle who has a daughter named Ryan. I like both those names for either gender & think it’s cool the mom went with the tradition.

We need some baby animal gifs up in here to soothe our nerves:

Side note: my boyfriend just brought home two puppies that needed fostering/adoption after I told him NO because I’m still grieving the loss of my 21-year old pup from her passing two months ago. However, our other two elderly dogs like them and I’m also a bit in love. Other than making him do all the chores for two…

I am curious whether this will affect baby naming trends in the state. I’m oddly fascinated by what people decide to call their kids, IDK why.