Fuck this. I’m so sick of this God crap. I mean, if you want to be religious, that’s fine, just don’t claim that it makes you more American than I am.

Well, I’ve always heard them described as Idiots Out Wandering Around, but as a Missourian I’m biased.

Wait. Where do I get the 3rd from the right? That is me in puppy form.

... I didn’t give you crap about Batman vs Superman. Man of Steel was not that bad, damnit.

Also Sophia the first is a goddamned monster! (My kid watches a lot of this crap and it’s a pet peeve of mine.)

So she grows up in a desperately poor little filthy village with other desperately poor filthy villagers as her friends, right? Then she finds out she’s royalty and gets adopted by the king and queen who…

This take is so hot I am currently cooking two eggs on it.

You should be ashamed of flying that flag in order to attack someone who said nothing negative about autism. See my response to HighCharity’s initial comment if you’d like some more insight before making another tone deaf comment.

You know what they say. Giant gun, tiny....

Did they make all the lady-astronauts leave the cake cutting ceremony so Mike could eat exclusively in the presence of men?

Why in the hell would we want to keep him?

Or, you know, send him on the first manned mission to Pluto?

I don’t know if there will be a F-Zero for Switch, but in the meantime, you could give FAST RMX a chance. It plays similar to F-Zero (no items) but with an added twist (changing colors to turbo boost), while having an aesthetic similar to Wipeout.

big time. They just got a new Pokemon last year. Metroid on the other hand, now that would be something to get upset over.

‘Eurotrash twink Lucio’ is the best thing I’ve heard all day.

Enh. Not really when you consider racial dynamics and perceptions in China. Non-white and non-East Asian ethnicities are almost universally considered to be non-existent.

I kinda like Panda Winston.

Except you didn’t say any of that. You didn’t suggest a shred of compassion for their lack of agency or for the fact that no underage victim of sexual assault should ever be named in the news without consent. Ever. It’s revictimization, which is both cruel and has a chilling impact on girls coming forward.

Seems like an odd thing to do for someone comfortable with the correctness of their opinion to dismiss a non-trolling, non-insulting questioning of their comment.

This is not relatable. I need a few mag covers about Ben’s revenge dadbod, jaunts to Ibiza, and navel ring before he’ll be relatable.

i sense masturbatory overtones...