Attenborough can say anything in his voice and I’ll believe it. Butt shelf? Yeah, sure, has to be, Sir David said so.

Your right she does look like she just stepped off the train from crazy town.

If you clutch your pearls any harder the strand might break, love. There are more important things to criticize Melania for than the colour and sleeve length of her dress.  

Well there is another woman in a little black dress as well. You know make fun of Trump all you want but it really irks me when people go after families when it seems they don’t even care for politics. It seems even Malania wants nothing to do with him and isn’t even phoning when it comes to being First Lady in at…

As an ICU nurse I’m thinking human anatomy for “Deck” I was trying to figure out what body part they were talking about, maybe his butt shelf or a Neanderthal sloping forehead or top of his shoulders or ??

All I can think of is Jenna Maroney on America’s Kidz Got Singing

Not digging wonder woman face it almost looks like some kind of weird blow up doll. The rest are pretty cool but WW just looks off for some reason.

How about their dual heart attacks, and especially Selina’s being happy it was a heart attack she had and not menopause, lol!

Richard is low-key the best character on television.

That face! Priceless!

I guess?

Yeah, I don’t know. From a different article: The suit adds that, a few weeks later, the plaintiffs asked that AGT not televise or publish any footage of their performance and the child’s reaction. It claims that Marathon execs agreed not to feature Mary as part of the program and “acknowledged Mary’s emotional…

Yeah I am inclined to give Tyra the benefit of the doubt at the moment. It takes a certain kind of famewhore to not only go on a reality show, but to then do an act based on the birth of their child on said reality show.

I think you might want to find a new slogan.

Baby eel smuggling is how Melania describes Donald’s lovemaking.

Pics?? I love a good dog*. :)

I think you got two white dudes mixed up here. The Penis Guy is Blake E. The Once You Go Black guy is Dean.

Here’s my favorite though. I had to answer myself since stupid kinja wouldn’t let me add it to my reply.

“i’ve actually been doing this routine literally for years so i’ll thank you not to make any untoward comparisons”

I bet she also said “do you know who I am!?”