Yup. My recurring kidney stones are totally my fault (they’re a physical manifestation of my evil feminist ways, after all).

The chyron makes a lot of sense given what he’s saying...

What a brazen play to be appointed Secretary of Eugenics. Heard the position is still open.

Is it just me, or does this somehow look like Goofy wearing a Darth Vader mask?

Wasn’t that the plot of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them?

I was playing the mission in MGS V yesterday where you have to escort the African child soldiers to the helicopter. Got all the way to the end and was in great shape...except no one tells you that you have to physically place all five of them in the chopper. I flew off and they got killed, so I had to start over. Not…

exactly why I hate them.

one thing that I despise in video games is escort missions where you can’t heal the VIP.

A group of skunks is called a Surfeit.

Is it a passel, a murder, a flock, or a herd of assholes?

I finally just watched it last night (yes, I binged the whole season), and now I’m just happy that I can read these articles without worrying about spoilers. Also it was awesome and I can’t wait for more. However if I had just vomited up a slug, I think I’d tell somebody, just sayin’.

French doors off my bedroom. Sigh. One day.

So your chiro is essentially a PT, but without the training or oversight board. Does she believe in subluxations?

“Oh my god totally, my wife will have her rusted out Grand Am hitched to a team of mules before she even considers getting rid of it. Her mom has this alpha romeo spider that looks like it was plucked out of Chernobyl. I think the vehicle needs to physically disintegrate around them as they drive, or three of the…

Every season, I hope Piper gets sent to Max and we never see her again.

How has this asshole not choked on his own smugness yet?

Milo? Don’t know her.

For me it’s more that I just don’t care for either of them as individuals.

Point over their shoulder and yell, “look, it’s Trump!” And then run for it when their back is turned?

There is always a bathroom exit.