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Huh. I didn’t think they could find a way to turn my active disinterest in this movie into active dislike.

Today was “Terminator 2 Day” in Houston.

Yeah... I’m like... shocked people are defending this or any other abusive religious practices. Are we supposed to be pro-”reparative therapy” so we don’t hurt christian feels, too?

All of the percent that was idea. He probably took that photo himself.

Was going to say this word for word.

What’s the over/under on that being Donnie’s idea?! Never mind...

It’s truly groundbreaking, this is why the 9/11 Memorial will be replaced with the Monument of the 10:

Some of the things these ladies tell her about each other is fucking horrific! Like Game of Thrones level back stabbing and intrigue. She’ll be telling me this while I make dinner and I’m just astounded they can work in a small room together all day and apparently get along fairly well while harboring this vitriol

My favorite reply is a big overblown “OH MY GOD NO!!! I HAD ABSOLUTELY ZERO IDEA!!! I NEVER SAW THE BLACKENED LUNG IN HEALTH CLASS!!! THANK YOU KIND STRANGER!!!”

Women are the worst enemies of women is all I can come up with. It’s also the only way I can figure out how men kept us enslaved for thousands of years. It’s not them; it’s us... :-/

I feel like spend most of my time just trying to get to the towers and unlock the map so I can finally just look around for shrines, I’ve only played for maybe 20 hours in the past month and haven’t really done anything, the last main quest thing I’ve done is unlock the camera.

“I don’t want to live forever and when you get to my age, you won’t either.”

Ha! Not malicious! Bride drinking and spinning around a dancefloor for hours had her on the verge of vom...

“More white people have been on death row, although it’s a slim margin...”

Coffee isn’t the issue here. There isn’t any in this stupid drink.

Trust me it was the highlight of the longest day, at least she did not follow through on her threat of vomiting on my custom MOH dress!!

Today, I was quietly eating lunch alone in a cafe, pondering how I got to be in such a job where every coworker I meet gets progressively dumber and more incompetent than the last.

Ed Sheeran also has that creepy lion tattoo that takes up his entire chest area....what in the hell was he thinking?

oh my sweet summer child