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A sign that time is running out on the earth parasite?

I can smell the herb through my screen.

:-/ Well now I’m extra not going to look at them.

I think because women do not want pics of men with their penis hanging out, but men will always want to see women nude.

Well, there was that Hulk Hogan thing...

Why are there no male celeb nude leaks? Who is going to take me inside the Patriots locker room?

#iamasadboy

I was a Brownie in Toronto in the late 1990s and I just came here to say, THE UNIFORMS AREN’T BROWN WITH ORANGE ACCENTS ANYMORE!? Nothing is sacred anymore!

Good for the Girl Guides for taking a stand though. I’m not crossing the border for the same reasons. I’ll spend my money at local businesses instead and visit

Cowboy Bebob, FLCL, Gurren Lagann. We wanted to do something that was different—both a throwback to old stuff we love”

The establishment media always calls them “alt-right”, and Trump’s lies are “falsehoods”, his operatives “misspoke” when they lied and perjured themselves. Always gotta be fair and balanced.

He is doing it instead of blinking twice.

Yes, please. I really want to read about them somewhere other than The Dodo, because The Dodo’s version of a pangolin article is always about a dead one.

I’ve been an obnoxious supporter of bidet attachments for YEARS - clean butt, less paper, no clingons. Always look for attachments with steel fittings and braided hose. Years ago my first one failed in the upstairs master bath and if I wasn’t a hyper-aware sort I would not have been concerned with the white noise

Because she has a tiny little body. I have this problem (people swear it’s not true to me, but I don’t believe them - pictures don’t lie!). I am 5'1" and skinny and my head often looks stupid and huge and I hate it.

How many whales can fit into an Olympic swimming pool? 42.

in no way I meant that the word has always that connotation... it has it uses...

but for that particular tweet, it surely is condescending...

I fully acknowledged that there are those who have it worse than me in terms of parents and I am very sorry for your terrible experiences. But it’s unfair to accuse me of “dissembling,” which is basically saying I’m lying or misleading people. Even if they stay with their kids, biological parents can be shitty parents

Well...uh...what? Not respecting your wife and not respecting women aren’t mutually exclusive? It is if your wife is a woman I think. Philanderer and ultra-feminist aren’t mutually exclusive, I’d say they’re kind of diametrically opposed. The fuck are you talking about?

Can we maybe stop talking about his tweets? There are things that the Republicans are doing everyday that threaten the American way of life. The president’s asinine tweets are the perfect cover as they are both sensational and largely inconsequential. Let’s give it a rest. Please? Our way of life, based on some of our