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    I made some grilled halloumi ‘gyros’ for dinner for my vegetarian sister in law tonight Jpo, rocked hard. Pickled some shaved candy cane beets, smoked cucumber salad, and a lemony yogurt sauce cut with buttermilk. I ate an excessive amount of crispy charred cheese chunks so I probably won’t ever poop again but worth

    Yea that sounded really bad, like no abject refusal somehow constituted consent and a willingness.

    Yea, absence of abject refusal does not imply consent. That read really condemning to me.

    Came off super defensive to me as well. The subject matter being sexual assault and he gets cagey then discursive about the validity of the claims? Sounds really bad to me.

    Dude my phone has been correcting ‘chores’ into ‘horses’. So Thanksgiving my aunt texts me and I say ‘I’m just getting ready doing some horses’. Aunt replies ‘doing some horses?’, *pinches nose bridge in chagrin*.

    That sounds really shitty Tara. Sucks that happened to you.

    It’s the old ‘shattered vase’ as I like to call it. You, the vase, are demolished by alcohol yet alcohol acts like superglue holding the vase together. You appear to be functioning yet you’re not.

    Well who cares, religion is bullshit. Kimmel story seems like he wants to bring ‘nubile’ young cheerleaders to entice a sexual predator so he can fight him? Hey Kimmel, I remember the Man Show, I’ve never found you remotely entertaining.

    That would be a pretty amazing superpower Holly!

    I don’t mean to generalize but crazy people tend to be amazing in bed. I’ve been with two girls that I’d rather scoop my own eyes out with rusted grapefruit spoons than have a conversation with cause they were such emotionally manipulative histrionic narcissists but I stuck around cause goddamn if they weren’t great

    Yea said she was loath to call it mansplaining in 2017 and I wondered why? Seemed like exactly what was happening, spot on 100% target match.

    Deservedly so! That made me laugh so hard it startled my dog awake.

    You forgot vaginal mesh, late night adverts in my neck of the woods are all about vaginal mesh. Led to a very descriptive and harrowing story from my 82 year old grandmother over thanksgiving actually. Is that butter sculpture show by the guys who did the boiling hot grape soda enemas in crotchless Hamburgular suits

    No problem Chocolate, I sincerely apologize if I came off as some discursive asshole.

    You’re not a killjoy, you’re awful swell. I’m a dumb farmer, I don’t know shit. I do know companies will absolutely take advantage of this and it could potentially marganilinize a a bunch of humans in the near future? Super agree Chocolate!

    Article seems fairly condemning but I’m kinda hearing it’s gonna do something good despite that so I’m thinking it’s pretty neat. I mean it’s grubby but I’m all about engendering present grubbiness to do something effective and helpful.

    Seems like on his birthday saying ‘I love you but I’m not IN love with you’ is pretty indicative of their situation. I mean no sex for a year and he’s just striving for a really sad handy-j, hears the aforesaid yet given his wants still thinks ‘Yea this is healthy’. Neither of you are into it, at all.

    Long as we get more Sparky Monroe I’m in!

    Aww applesauce, sure is swell to see all those bluenoses get the old what for. Grab some giggle water and pop some ankle ya ducky little shin crackers!!

    I’m thinking of that scene where Ron first sees Jamm across the hall, asks Tom who it is then says he wants to punch him in the face.