It’s amazing, when Amy asked Jonah if he wanted to have sex in Minion costumes I died. Great fucking show.

I’ve gotta ask, why are you guys doing this here? Kinja has a number of more appropriate venues. I’m gonna go back to my werewolf batmitzah.

Such gross juvenile idiot behavior.

I’d support putting them on an island. They could still cause distress even with chopped off cocks. My first choice would be lop their heads off but I’ll be moderate and go Pervy Island first.

I’m honestly baffled by the thought processes of my fellow males. Even in my teens and twenties when I was still an idiot I’d never even remotely consider pressing my wiener on some random woman. Like what do they think is gonna happen besides being a completely disgusting human? Their rampant manhood will drive a…

I can’t even imagine, hope your brother is okay.

I love that about Yakuza. I have the directional capacity of a brain damaged monkfish and rely on mini maps in most games but I never had a problem wandering around in Yakuza. Was a little nonplussed with the chronic masturbator when I kept finding him in 0 but whatever.

Not a question I can answer

What an utter piece of human fucking garbage.

After being immolated I’m shocked she was able to say anything. I can’t imagine in what universe somebody would think that was conducive to cogent speech. Said she looked like a zombie and moved the responders to tears. Fuck I’d have cried too, that’s so fucking sad.

I just want to know how she knew they were well dressed. Did they abduct her on the way to pick up some Versace pumps or something? I totally agree with you Donna, it’s like they just go beyond bizarre into I’m slightly worried about this persons mental health.

Oh he absolutely has a shot, you’re totally right. Unless he gets caught red handed molesting a kid or killing someone it wouldn’t shock me in the least.

Oh yea, there’s some majorly repressed shit going on there.

Mr. Lahey died?!?! Bummer, I shall eat a liquor ball sandwich in his honor.

Hehe yea, they should’ve pitched it as a reboot with a white guy named ‘Drew Nancy’. Probably would’ve gotten traction then. Whole situation sounds like a bit of a shit show but regardless I’m up for any new shows with good female leads.

Hehe, putting people meat on the dog rollers is pretty dark though. I like it! I’ll be the cashier wearing a severed pig’s head and trying to work a cash register with two chainsaw hands. Not effectively but I’ll be menacing in addition to my incompetence.

I’m awful swell Meteor, couple of rough weeks but shits resolved now. Shit okay on your end? Fuck, what I mostly remember from the Scary Movie series is that I developed a crush on Anna Farris, but I’m inclined to agree with your assessment. I’ve been meaning to watch The Cell! It’s one of those flicks I’ve just…

I just have a problem with the whole ‘retreat to seclusion in the woods’ mentality, framed in the context of a horror film. It’s like well I bet the woods are gonna get froggy real quick. I want a horror film where a protagonist moves to the middle of nowhere then gets trapped in a horrifying 7/11 during their trip…

C’mon Meteor, it’s October now so basically it’s like a shitty scary movie mad lib. I see previews and it’s like nobody even tries anymore. Uhhh... clown mask.... abandoned farm house.... crazed entomologist.... bloody animal corpse.... Knife flashing in the darkness. *Moviefone voice* “Gerald’s revenge, looks like…

Hehe, yeah I could see a pregnant woman choosing to skip that one. The burger was good at least!