That’s probably true, yet still human behavior leaves me testing the bounds of my incredulity.

He fell out of favor for trying to enter Japan on a fake visa to go to Tokyo Disneyland? For real? THAT was the thing???

“The right size for me, big ones just hurt”

I don’t know that I found the flashback where Gamby says he doesn’t have a girlfriend to really be funny at all. Was kind of a bummer.

Liam Neeson is just one of those people I have a hard time recognizing young. Like in my head he’s just been in his 60’s forever.

 And my quote of the day goes to Burninator for ‘makes you look like an octogenarian’s sex doll’. *Raucous audience applause* *Presents the Quartz Quotey*

I never got that!?!? I mean if my wife asked then sure I’ll do some butt stuff but there’s a perfectly delightful vagina like an inch away. I have a friend in a very new relationship and he almost brags about all this butt stuff they’re doing and I’m wondering if he wants me to give him a medal? The Brown Eye of We’re…

I’m real good at carrying bags and eating pretzels so I’ll just stick with that.

My wife just got promoted to partner at her accounting firm so she’s upgrading her drobe. We were at DSW and I brought her a pair of them, mainly cause I thought they looked comfy. She made the same face she makes when one of our dogs brings her a dead critter.

Uh yea no shit.

I get that, but I can still be grossed out by the behavior though.

I wish there could be some realistic middle ground that accepts they fuck up regularly yet still lauds and enjoys their products. No it has to be polarizing and contentious.

There’s a saddeningly large amount of men who need to ameliorate their current selves with the sad little boys who got rejected in high school.

Guys who collected Playboys always seemed like the fucking saddest thing to me. Don’t get me wrong I absolutely jerked off to a few back in the day but fucking hide it shamefully or throw it away. They’d always spout some nonsense like they kept them for the articles or something.

Fart Jumblestaff would’ve been better.

Her brother calling her boobs ‘bountiful’ made me chuckle. It’s like he’s not only gay but your brother so what do you say. Hehe, think bountiful worked in the scenario.

Oh those feet were so bad. The nail ripping at the end was cringe inducing.

I had one poignant question, who gets fucking hungry on cocaine? Or can even just fucking eat in general doing blow. The only thing I ever wanted to consume back when I did coke was more cocaine.

Fucking Tiffani! Funny that little shit we still think about after all those years.

When I was little my grandma got me one of the first Lego pirate ships. I had just finished building it in her living room and my sister burst in after a break up with her boyfriend and stomped it to pieces. I still bring it up when we get drunk sometimes 20+ years later. She gets so exasperated and tells me I really…