When I graduated culinary school it was just about the time Julia and Julia came out. I ended up with three copies as gifts from various folk. My dog never destroys anything, yet on separate occasions she took every copy of it out of my DVD shelf and destroyed it when I wasn’t home. Like of the whole entire rack with…

The lasagne?

My wife’s mom used to give her the straight bowl cut back in elementary school. All her sisters too, just all three of them looking like little blonde mushrooms.

I mean how could he possibly clear debris yet maintain the fragile nest of cranial despair that some people might loosely call hair?

*Sighs so heavily his lungs collapse inward with the force of a dying star*

David Attenborough on a show wherein he narrated a detailed account of celebrity beefs would be my favorite thing.

I just watched the video. ‘Chris Cantwell cries’ is #3 on Google when you start to type his name. What a sad little awful man. Fucking Smoogorf. Couldn’t really find a term to wholly encapsulate his pathetic ass so I made one up.

Well that’s awful neat, although I’ve not much by way of a PC unfortunately.

I played the absolute shit out of Turok on N64 when I was in elementary school. Everything is a fucking remake nowadays. Give me a kick ass original remaster and I’ll give my time and money. *Waxes nostalgic and stares wistfully*

That’s how he deflects bullets.

When I cursorily glanced at the Cruise pic I thought it was two guys in desert camo helmets taking cover. Also just started watching Supergirl so now I’m gonna have to keep an eye out for Kal El’s thick bubble booty.

Ah gotcha, yea I dig that a lot.

I get wanting to hang out with people of a similar intellectual bent as yourself. Personally I just found her response when you tried to hang out with her if your intelligence rank is too low to be shitty especially considering the stuff you just went through together. I by no means dislike Makoto though. I’m…

The Makoto one kind of killed me. Like she’d already joined my squad but I’m too much of a dumb fuck to hang out with socially.

I’ve only played the last one in the series and wasn’t a huge fan. That being said I’ve had multiple people tell me to give the first one a shot.

And on the 8th day...

Or getting a blowy-j.

If I’m a Batman villain the first thing I’m gonna tell my goons to do: look up occasionally.

Yea, I think when Brynden went to the Wall a bunch of his company of Archers went with him. Raven’s Men or Raven’s Claws or something. So could be one of them, but ancient Stark sounds feasible too.