Ya know what BlueBeard, I’m gonna go ahead and agree with you. More I mull it over it does make some sense. Especially given the timing that Ben went to the Wall. Compelling argument good sir.

Good game for sure. My favorite part was the soundtrack. So fitting and moody and atmospheric.

I dig it, not unreasonable at all. In fact im inclined to agree he’s not Coldhands.

Okay I guess Ben joined the Watch a couple months after Ned got back.

Why tell Benjen at all though I suppose is what I’m getting at? I’ll absolutely concede that Howland could very well be in the loop, but as you said he didn’t even tell his wife despite the wedge it drove between them. What’s the merit for Eddard to tell him who Jon’s parents are? Howland was there and the sole…

Ned’s other brother Brandon had been dead for a bit by the time the Tower of Joy occurred. Unless you meant Benjen? Jon and Benjen got on but nothing ever stated they were especially close. In fact when Jon goes to the wall Ben is kind of cold to him. Sure Ned may have told Howland Reed but given his intense familial…

Apparently Gendry is the bastard of Robert and a Dornish sand steed.

The Master having worms in Trump would be at least understandable.

Hopefully getting artfully mauled. I’m not being allegorical, just stating that if a lion was loose at a circus in my presence I’d enjoy it if it mauled a clown.

At our first apartment together my wife and I would regularly witness this guy in an adjacent complex feverishly masturbating. Bare ass naked, just planted behind the glass doors that opened onto his patio. And he put some effort into it, like he had a background and lighting. Daily, around ten in the evening he’d…

Now I’m picturing a Steve Bannon, Trump, and Kushner human centipede. Bannon’s gotta be the head, a guy who looks that unhealthy has got to take some heinous shits. Think I’m going Kushner in the middle and Trump in back

Would that be a canoe filled with douche or one constructed of douche? Guess it could be both too...

Don’t fuck with Cutlery Crustecean!

I think rats constantly leak some amount of piss so just gotta get him in there.

I worked a third shift at Walmart as one of my jobs when I was putting my wife through college. Was just complete fucking utter misery. The sole saving grace was ogling the weirdos. Had a woman get an entire shopping cart full of hot sauce and Red Bull, and the basket was full of KY lube spray. To this day I wonder…

Sure it’s happened since the dawn of time.

I just have a hard time fathoming the appeal of showing a stranger your penis. What’s the best case scenario that happens for you? Or do they just get off on the exhibition?

Yup they’re trying to be clever.

You’re being harsh as shit.

Fucking cracks me up, what possibly possess you to memorialize the losing side of a civil war that wanted to divide your nation and engender human bondage. Yea lets bronze their assholes for eternity