I just want Tormund and Brienne to mash bits so bad. He’s all worth the climb every time.

Yea what a paragon of virtue.

*Fantasizes about strangling Morgana*

I live in Kentucky, middle of nowhere. I count myself lucky when I don’t see that stupid Virginia battle flag flying off the back of a truck or something during the day. Fucking racist idiots, don’t even know what the confederate flag looks like. Not like they’re a bastion of intelligence to begin with but it fucking…

Wow, dude sounds like a total abject piece of shit.

Trump not knowing what the bleeding fuck he’s talking about, and being specious!? *Gasp* His twatish-ness never ceases to amaze, or at least it did.

I was at a bar a couple months back that had one of those giant ass DDR cabinets. People made some asses out of themselves, was entertaining as hell until this one chick tripped and just cracked her dome on that balance bar on the back. Was a hahahaha-oooooh.

Think I’d prefer drunk fighting game matches on a dance pad! I feel that would be an entertaining watch.

Oh no! Poopy butt crisps!

Well maybe we’ll get lucky and they’ll both simultaneously get hit by trains today. *crosses fingers*

Sure thing Fanda, I’ve actually had a mad cheesecake craving lately.

I mean Goddess, new book smell? Fuuuuck I love new book smell.

Oryx and Crake series by Margaret Atwood. I like it pretty damn well.

Why is Puppy vs. Bowl not a show?!?!

Whenever I see that seal I want gyros.

One on the floor has some impressive butt floof. That must take a hot minute to brush!

Awesome! Looks like it’s seeing something horrifying yet intriguing and trying to partially shield its eyes. Like a giraffe getting born.

Love a nice scruffy coat, makes me want to fruffle it all up!

My bulldog is Eleanor!!!

That show taught me what jasmine gravy was, and for that it has my gratitude.