I hold conversations with my dogs regularly. Whatever I’ll be a crazy, they’re better listeners than most people!

Take an Appley!

Love the exasperated look on the one who’s head appears to be getting licked.

How fucking great was that Orphan Black finale though Cheesy? I loooved it so much!

I get how you feel pumpkin. My viper haired man anhilator of a mother keeps trying to visit me with my grandma. She knows I love my grandma and it’s one of the few ways I could see her currently so she’s leveraging her presence. Making me feel like a twat but I don’t want to see my mom at all. At least I did feel like…

Poor fella, all the hugs Pspies.

Cuddly bulldog chunks incoming!

Well hopefully or I’d like to think you’d question her judgment in marrying him Queen!

Love the attractive and sensible cake. Seems on theme and not at all a garish monstrosity.

Glad you got his schedule nailed out Poodle. My Rat Pie killed one and left it’s mangled corpse on our

I did one with my wife, our friend and his girlfriend did an adjacent one. Last couple out bought dinner. I felt fucking useless, she found four of the five keys. I frustratedly bashed a table, last key fell out from the inside lip. Made it out about 15 minutes before them. Guess it takes all kinds to not get…

You think it’s a dental hygiene or could it be something else. I’m sure there’s a medical condition that induces some kind of halitosis. Good you’re trying to broach the subject tactfully, generally and considering he’s sensitive to it. I’ve found being supportive and offering some potential solutions as opposed to…

Mhmm, yup it was porn, that sounds right.

Then what was that similar game with the ass boomerangs and cock shurikens? I could’ve sworn it was Mega Man.

Jiff folks make me want to rip their throats out then make them watch gaspingly as I fuck their bloody trachea. It’s like the pinnacle of smugness

Wait, they’re removable?

Wait, they’re removable?

Why did you buy a highly sought after collectors item with no intention/capability to actually play the game? Scalper?

Why did you buy a highly sought after collectors item with no intention/capability to actually play the game?…

And now my search history contains ‘Paltrow vagina crystals’.

Only if you have an onyx cube in your asshole to balance it out.

So long as her appearance lacks context and contributes to the general confusion. Also would help if she accepts payment in pelicans, I’m gonna go with a bulk pelican purchase so we might have extra.