I like to cure my tiger penises in Zhen Jiang vinegar.

Hitting on you while your marriage was going to shambles is just shitty. I obviously don’t know either of you or your respective friendship but that seems like wildly specious behavior. Hope it’s not causing you undue stress any longer.

Making me think of the Church Lady. Mmmm....Satan?

There’s a new burlesque joint that opened near my buddies place called the Rabbit. It cracks me up that before midnight it’s a fairly sedate millennial crowd then one comes around and it’s just drunk horny guys. The dynamic shift is palpable.

As long as those pieces aren’t newspapers from twenty years ago covered in cat droppings sounds lovely. Doesn’t have to be a bunch of antiseptic white angular countertops and stainless steel appliances. You live there do you.

I second snugglefuck.

Yea he can’t be bothered, put em’ in the paddy wagon boys, I’ve got tickets to Cole Porter with a ducky little shin cracker!

My daughter got in some small trouble at music camp this summer for kicking this kid in the balls. He’d apparently been picking on her regularly, actually shoved her down. He started to approach her the following day and she just full on punt kicked him right in testicles. Then double tapped him for good measure. My…

He is indeed a big tough war hero. Anyone who can be kept in a box for years and tortured mercilessly is intrinsically respectable. By me at least. Regarding his politics, I disagree with them vehemently. But saying he used his politics to make people go through worse than he did is....off?

That’s not unreasonable. I mean I wouldn’t want an elderly person with brain cancer to control a toll booth much less be a senator.

If that’s what brain cancer did I’d actually wish it on some people.

Don’t the Republicans just want to devote America’s resources solely into helping Ted Cruz poop? Even they can’t take that face anymore. Let it go Ted!!!!

‘Foxy Seething’, band name called it.

Well they do fill up with arsenic once they get old and share a family tree with nightshade so...maybe? Warrior caste maybe?

Hehehe, henceforth I shall demand all my potatoes commit seppuku. For what are potatoes that don’t retain their honor in the face of imminent defeat?

My wife’s gyno is on the cusp of retirement too and she’s real fucked up about it. I mean I get it, you develop a relationship with someone who puts their hands inside you. Definitely sucks. I mean I’m gonna be bummed when Dr. Smith retires and I gotta find someone else to jamble my balls around and finger blast my…

Jpo just told me it was Darrel Hammond so that did influence me more in the positive. I’ll take ‘The rapists’ for 200.

I did not know that Jpo. Yea he’s been around as long as I’ve been....alive? I would be unsurprised if he was the longest running cast member. That tidbit does shade my opinion a bit more in the positive, I do/did like him as a cast member definitely.

Appetizer DA, made black cherry BBQ glazed double cut pork chops with cider braised mustard greens and potatoes aligot for the main and a lovely chocolate cherry soufflé for desert. Oh and amuse bouchée of grilled halloumi drizzled with a spiced lime yogurt topped with fried mustard greens. Hehe, not air so much, was…

I have deep respect for any animal that has the sense to all poop in a pile. My buddy worked at the aquarium in Atlanta for a while and the Japanese otters would designate a poop area. Smart, important to assign a poop area.