I’m sorry if I seemed like a dick Nerdy. Was just amused at your frankness.

Then I laud your plethora of suckable dicks!

I don’t think you’re alone in your feelings Swan, I frankly can’t fathom teenage nostalgia. It’s like oh remember when I had no agency, I was a boiling miasma of hormones and I didn’t know how to act like a people? That, I’d like to relive that again.

Being pretentious on the 4th I guess? It sounds like our 4th’s were remarkably similar Beast, except replace wine with moonshine and the Smiths with Kenny Dorham.

Would definitely leave my teenage self in a shallow unmarked grave if I could. What a complete fucking knob I was.

Now what if she didn’t mean to humans? List would take a weird turn real fast.

To the same person? If so I laud his stamina.

That was my first thought too, the fuck is randyland?

I love the question marks next to shave and shampoo bush. Should just have an addendum, ‘in case anyone other than myself will see my vagina’.

I’ve eaten more food in the bathroom than I care to admit.

Getting peed on by a rhino while two little people dressed like Muppets spit roast you and a triple amputee stuffs homeade falafel up your ass.

Probably cause you’re a tough baby who can dance like a man.

Probably something they do at randyland?

Yea that was disconcerting.

Certainly testing the bounds of my incredulity or credulity, whatever the proper context is.

Wedding dresses can get expensive as all fuck, especially with alterations. Probably more than bail for the bride assaulting the maid of honor.

How do you put a pic of Obama on national ice cream day and not Biden? The guy looks at a cone of straight vanilla like it’s the face of god.

Aw you’re awful swell Fanda, I get what your saying. Hope the upcoming week proves more pleasant.

Well a brief Wikipedia session has let me know that I respect the hell out of your choice of spice blends and that I should like to make wings with it.

1/1 Furlocks would like to try honey wine.