Didn’t even know it was a thing Fanda. Missus Furlock and Tiny She Furlock are with the in-laws at the lake house for the past week and a half so my usual vein to the pulse of humanity is effectively gone. Other than posting here I have no social media presence and stay firmly ensconced in my own realm. I guess we…

Eh Coco that sounds like a good call on your behalf. Putting one-sided work in on familial relationships is a waste, they’re not the ones you chose!

Frankly I’d be shocked if she knew he was.

Fuck Nancy, that’s rough. My high school girlfriend and I dated for about three years. The week that I left for the Army she fucked my childhood best friend then a week after that he died from a heroin overdose. Our relationship was kind of ambiguous due to my imminent prolonged absence. But still I harbored some poor…

Fuck that’s creepy! Good on you for not rigging some lethal booby traps!

I don’t know if it makes me more of a nerd or a pervert but as soon as those aliens make contact I will think ‘I wonder if I can fuck them?’. I don’t care if they’re amorphous quivering blobs of jelly bent on the destruction of humanity that’s where I’m going in my head. So salamanders maybe?

So I’m gathering from context clues ‘Teen Week’ is some masochistic self-flagellation reliving your time as a teenager?

Had some great peanut soup at an Ethiopian place this past Wednesday! The seating was on cushions with very short tables so I greatly amused the wait staff trying to situate my giant ass.

Had an acquaintance once try to turn ‘Anne’ into ‘Jennifer’. Was real bad. Saw him about two months later and it was a giant bat signal. Thought yea that seems about right.

Do you have a lot of perfect symmetrically organized folders, papers, and writing implements??? Fuck I love an organized desk.

Fuck that’s sad apers. *Sends you as much Positive Mental Energy as I can*

My bully was in middle school. He was also my mom’s best friend’s kid. So I was forced to interact with him daily. And my mom was/is an alcoholic serpent haired lamia goblin so none of my protestations were really noted, bruises and broken bones attributed to rough housing or whatever. One day we were in the woods…

I feel like his face wants to eat his teeth, or vice versa. What an ambiguous human jelly fish.

I think I’d rather watch my wife’s aged grandmother sensuously rub mayonnaise on her naked body while botched circumcision videos played in the background and my testicles were being ravaged by scorpions rather than engage in a conversation about the merits of frats/sororities with a member of the aforesaid group.…

Isn’t James Franco only sexually attracted to Japanese anime body pillows?

What happens if you put the aforementioned tampon up your ass?

Fuck yes Lelilu. You’re fucking amazing.

Correct me if I’m wrong Max but isn’t Francese dredged in flour then egg and seared with the egg mixture on the outside? It never struck me as something that would remain terribly crispy. That being said it’s obviously a thing so probably works in some capacity.

Always what I think when people say ‘It can’t get any worse’ or the equivalent.

Me, it’s caused me innumerable health issues but I have a kink where I just travel across America eating solely Carl’s Jr. and elaborately hiding my vomit in Hobby Lobbies.