Few years ago my wife and I tried to have hot tub sex on our anniversary. Never. Again.

Tone is hard, I have a hard time in person much less online. Why can’t people’s skin change color like a mood ring?

I used to work at a pet store. We had a frequent customer, Jean, who rehabed abused dogs. She’d bring some in occasionally, it was a small store and she knew we were always good with her animals. Jean brings in this giant German Shepherd. It’s wary but I sit down (I’m about the size of an adult black bear so I try to…

My bulldog is generally really friendly but has a major problem with small children. Our neighbors kid whacked her in the face pretty good when she was a puppy and she hasn’t gotten over it. It’s an issue cause we’ll be out on a walk and she’s cute as shit so kids try and approach her and I have to be very stern then…

Your son sounds like a capable smart dude, hopefully his transferring doesn’t blow up in his face. Meaning I hope the relationship works out and he didn’t put himself in a less than idyllic scenario because of affection that doesn’t befit his intelligence for nothing!

I had a loose key ring rattling around underneath my passenger seat that nearly drove me to madness. I startled two folks washing their respective vehicles last week with a triumphant ‘YESSSSSS’, after I found it during trucky post tubby vacuum time.

Not gonna try to put the due diligence into that one, you would win that bet.

Not official it’s not cheating, regardless of expectations. Redefining things situationally gets dicey fast as fuck. I get what you’re saying though mary and I’m inclined to say the enterity of the scenario sounds like youthful idiocy.

Yea that struck me as a major incongruity.

When you say you watch porn daily for twenty years and it’s getting increasingly more ‘novel’ as he put it or whatever I’m gonna say he’s probably well beyond that. I’ll bet he can only get hard while a midget in a luchador costume poops on the chest of a albino amputee that’s getting fucked by a horse.

How do you cheat on somebody when you’re not dating or committed? I think that’s just having sex? Proto-cheating?

Nipple cyclops?

No problem meteor, you’re awful swell. Honestly hardly anyone ever notices. It’s so riddled with misinformation I may as well be in C-grade witness protection.

I took it as a confession, like paying indulgences to the actual descendants of St. Jude to get powers in the afterlife or something. Shit’s so whacky I’m like why not.

It is interesting Steph. My name is Alex, and despite the fact I’m a male my liscense says F. I used to be pretty slender with long hair and the ancient fellow who issued it back when I was sixteen went and figured I was a woman. Can’t change it without bringing in my birth certificate (not that I’ve tried since then…

I’ve actually met a couple female Ryans, one used to cut my hair. Definitely think it works and it’s cool the mom bucked tradition.

I had to put down my grandma’s ancient lab this week. Totally sucked, pretty sure she kept her alive through sheer force of will. Although two of my brood of hounds are her offspring so she lives on a bit! R.I.P. Rebecca. Sorry to hear about pup Hee.

That made me snort beer into my nose and choke a bit. Wish I could give more stars.

That made me snort beer into my nose and choke a bit. Wish I could give more stars.

I’d find baby koalas much cuter if they didn’t eat poop for the first year or so of their life. I admire the hell out of koalas, eucalyptus is terribly inefficient but it gets them high so they just said fuck it. Still, admittedly pretty cute little stoner tree bears. Baby Arctic foxes are just straight adorable…