Shit I bet it was like change, or they got a nightstand with it in it or something.

A. My dad is an asshole so not concerned about his level of affection for me. B. I was merely exasperated, you liked when I said I was a dumb hillbilly and thanked Steph so obviously you’d seen that I capitulated in some capacity and further piling on was unnecessary. C. I’m really fucking irritable and In a bad mood…

Sure thing champ. Do I need to like actively flagellate myself to end this thread of conversation? I’M WRONG! Feel better?

I’m sure he’ll be real popular before he goes to ad seg with the rest of the chomos.

Ugh, you win. I’m sorry for being a dumb hillbilly.

*Effusive applause*

Sigh, so what am I supposed to do Steph? Be copacetic and empathetic to arguments I think are inherently vague? What is your point? Explicitly what is it that you’re excoriating me for? That I’m sure there’s actresses without children? How am I missing the point when there’s thousands of actresses that don’t preoccupy…

So there’s no childless actresses? I’m a virulent proponent of flame-haired witches by the way. Fuck I’m a monster. Also don’t be so presumptuous as to gauge my opinion on things. I’d never do that to you, kindly return the favor.

Welcome fellow Ancient One.

Well that’s sad.

There’s nothing wrong with not wanting/having kids. Neither party should disparage the others choice though. It’s fine either way. I’ve absolutely no desire to virtually immolate you but what’s wrong with actresses having kids? I mean you can’t exactly fault them for carrying a creature inside themselves for nine…

Chold: An amoebic like race of gelatinous tentacle people from the planet Choldion in the Andromeda Galaxy.

Drama folk loving drama, shocking!

That was my thought Tup! How many gazillions of Bachelors and Bachelorettes have occurred by now? I’d have thought there was some precedent and/or plan for this messy ass situation.

If it turns off there should be major repercussions for it, although it should really just stay on. Regardless of it maybe catches you taking whizz, but like you said you’d have to be in front of a mirror. Or pee standing but weirdly doubled over staring at your own junk?

That’s spooky as hell, glad you made it out of that situation relatively unscathed. I’ve met a number of good cops over the years, but sadly I’ve met an equal number who were just bullies and exploited their power. Got picked on as kids and decided they were gonna become cops and stick it to the world or were the ones…

Brief mental lapse. Was like No tall coke heads? Then...oh...right...A+ for comprehension tonight Furlock!

First glance I thought it was a soundtrack for No Man’s Sky. Good tune though!

Poodle, you’re a peach, apologizing cause some fucker is having daughter incest problems? That’s his problem and we should be worried about the daughter not this asshole who sexualizes a teenager, regardless of her ‘provocative’ behavior. What does that even mean? How, as a father, could you healthily find your…

Yeah, err don’t fuck your kid? Even if your child is ‘acting seductively’ and you somehow think it’s about you, you’re a fucking adult. Tell her it’s fucked and end it. Seems like some pseudo incest freak jerk off shit.