I think I just read an article about how we have too much garbage in space....

Preferably one that some unknown biological disaster occurred upon ultimately culminating in his face being eaten by an alien monstrosity.

Capacity for empathy and cogent thought processes. Probably a tiny wiener too.

Thanks for the recommendation gur, I’ll check it out!

I don’t know if I’m the only one but a dope F-Zero for the Switch would tickle me all kinds of pink. I mean Metroid would be swell too...

And copious smugness is better?

What a fucking intolerable twat.

You’re not the first, nor will you be the last. I respect your self awareness.

Me too, and Eurotrash twink Lucio gave me a chuckle as well.

And giant back tattoo of Bea Arthur and Estelle Getty making passionate love while Animal from the Muppets feverishly masturbates in the foreground.

The likelihood of my starting a band is slim but if I do I intend to call it the ‘Masturbatory Overtones’.

My last three: Dengue fever, Pope Joan, and Teriyaki flank steak. I get into way weirder Wikipedia chains though, starts off trying to look up an obscure ingredient on Chopped then end up on Medieval torture implements or something.

Happy couples don’t really get divorced but I get what your saying Jpo. It’s a difficult thing to react to effectively.

‘Butt Shelf’ gave me quite the chuckle. Sounds almost geological. The butt shelf leading into the deep rectal trench, home to many organisms that never see the light of day. *David Attenborough voice*

I don’t really get why people think it’s wildly inappropriate. Gasp! I can see her shoulders!

She looks hysterical, not like ha-ha I’m cracking up hysterical but more I just saw my family getting murdered hysterical. Also in the initial pic for the article Batwoman’s arm looks like a triple jointed monster arm where it’s placed in regards to Harley.

Yea the relief on her face when the doctor said she had a cardiac event and she was all ‘oh good it was just a heart attack’ cracked me up. Not as much as Catherine just bursting out in hysterical laughter when she heard her mom had a heart attack though, that was great.

Jim Crow Returns: For Tits!!!

I’m about to make a drum out of the pig carcass I’m currently butchering in an effort to give you a Buh-Dum-Tiss. Little shitty with you for making me think about Trump’s penis but that was funny, bravo sir. *opera claps*

Okay my wife watches this show fucking religiously, thus my entreating the article. The fuck is a ‘Penis Guy’? I think if you hosted the show PV I’d be more inclined to watch.