I’ve been re-reading an old 70's English detective series lately. One of the protagonists refers to a suspect as a ‘consumptive haystack’ and I quite liked it for Trump.

I don’t even think Trump’s neck has that range of motion. He’d need a periscope to look Comey in the eye. Anybody who makes Trump bust out the Presidential Periscope is toast!

He had a bunch of suits specially tailored to match the wallpaper at the White House so he could flatten himself and pull a Scooby Doo when necessary!

Always loved how John politely declined prostitutes.

I’m glad somebody else spent even a cursory amount of time thinking about the protagonist’s headphones in Devil Survivor, 2 specifically. Those whacky arms that go up and wrap around his head yet the actual headphones somehow, what, suction cup onto his cranium??? I decided that the headphone arms are like a saddle…

Or burn or ritualistic sacrifice as you see fit. I’m not finished with the game yet but Morgana is driving me nuts. I know you were forced into sleeping/doing certain actions on your off time in previous games but they at least supplied the illusion of you choosing to go to bed or whatever. This cat that runs my…

My bulldog is my best friend, it’s her birthday today! I can’t believe she’s seven!!!

Hollandaise is such a fickle mistress, I’m glad you had such an effective backup plan!

So the Ouroboros of awful

I mean what was watergate if not liberal character assassination says Furlock facetiously. Sent those guys in there to look for a discarded Almond Joy and that’s it.

I just don’t have the time brotha, kid and all. Excepting the Genesis(s)? We’re pretty well matched console wise. I did find a Vader 2600 at a garage sale a couple weeks ago. Works though, even if it was a bit of a roach motel!

Okay...Ami I’m not fixing to sass you in any capacity here, just striving to understand the female condition more thoroughly. You’re sitting poolside, a glistening Chris Evans climbs his hunky ass out and says ‘Hey, Sup?’, then a paunchy balding intelligent nobody sidled up and says ‘I’ve just genetically engineered…

Crunchy on the outside, chewy nut job on the inside. Crazy Nuts Hard Candy: revel in the contradiction! How’s tricks DG? Other than potential cranial explosions that is.

But...naps are pretty fucking sweet.

Sensical, I just don’t like holding on to old electronics I never use if I can still wring some value from them. Guess it may be lacking in foresight but aww well.

Oh I absolutely know, I’m possessed of another one that I use for games though so why not lug the fucker in right? Was just collecting dust, I’ve worked game retail I was expecting like ten-ish clams. Just thought the essential DS3 was silly but apparently I came off as a wanton ‘Buy my copy of Sponge Bob Square Pants…

Is talking to a dog less nutty though? I mean I’m not coming from a position of judgement in any capacity, I do it all the time. I talk to my dogs like they talk back and nod thoughtfully, commend them on their salient points. The margin of madness seems kind of thin on that one.

I tried to trade in an old PS3 slim I had lying around last week to score some credit at G-stop when I went to pick up Prey. I’d been using it as a impromptu blu-ray player in my bedroom and hadn’t turned it on in roughly a year so I figured why not glean a spot of credit. I had some decent third party controller and…

You merely adopted the dance, I was born in it! *Rips off jacket to reveal glistening black sequin leotard*

It’s wildly superior to Let Us Cling Together in my humble opinion. Easily in my top five games ever, I probably play it at least once a year. My main, if only gripe, is that it does one of my least favorite RPG tropes of having the final boss change forms on you like three times. Pulls a major Sephiroth on you.