Looks like his helmet is slowly crushing his head and extruding his face out the front. Meanwhile Mario appears that he’s just caught his parents having sex.

Thusly did those without hips wander, vainly seeking ships in a vain attempt to garner exspermience

Happy it worked out Stormy, awful swell of you to leave chocolates! A lung infection just sounds mighty fucking rough.

My junior year of high school. Hated it, didn’t want to be there, was failing and miserable. There was this moment in the hall talking to my friend Zach when something just snapped in my head and I said ‘fuck it I’m leaving’. That moment you realize people in authority positions are just people and you don’t have to…

Lung infection sounds rough. Hope you don’t have anymore overnight stays! Also hope you didn’t have doctors/nurses who treated you like a carcass.

See that’s the thing, like unlimited drive is universally something to be envied. I keep my house immaculate, my wife and daughter are happy and healthy. I clean, I cook, I provide anything and everything for them I can as a stay at home dad. When I’m not doing the aforementioned, I don’t care about a career or…

I love Law & Order but I can’t watch it cause the theme just brutalizes my brain for days after. Like it’s happening now. DUN-DUN, do do do do doot do do

I’m the same way with my wife, it’s good to balance out your spouse. She gets so focused sometimes I doubt she would eat if I didn’t physically put food in front of her. She’ll have roughly four computers working simultaneously and I’m like okay Batman crime in Gotham can wait until you’ve nourished yourself.

When’s buck season around there?

Nothing says class like drinking a milk jug of piss.

Gnarly! You’re in for a world of weird feelings once your nerves start coming back online. Hope you score a good PT!

My rat terriers enthusiastically share your sentiments!

I had this old dying Japanese Maple left in my backyard by the previous owners. Squirrels would get into my wife’s garden then escape my rat terriers into that old dead tree and taunt them mercilessly. After I cut it down it started being like Apocalypse Now back there. For like a week I’d be greeted by these prancing…

Negligence in regards to dog shit removal is infuriating.

By Satan’s fiery taint fuck those furry little devil rats. Now that I have a yard they’ve gone from cute to nuisance real fast!

Weather has been SOOO bipolar where I am, I’m about a week away from sacrificing bulls to Odin in my backyard just to get winter to relinquish its icy grasp!

Fuck how nice is it to go from a shit job to a decent one right? Then people at your good job complain about it and you just want to tell them to shut their wet mouths!

I recommend a glass of alcohol and staring pensively out a window.

Well watch out for nipple chafing, it’s apparently a thing. My wife and her friend run marathons regularly and her friend was talking about it and I thought it was a joke, but turned out to be quite real. Guess there’s nothing funny about chafed nips. Congratulations on finishing grad school, now onto making that…

I made some burgers for my wife last week with a pepper jack cheese sauce, then shredded Colby on that which I blasted with my brûlée torch. Makes a lovely stringy to gooey contrast. Bacon, tempura jalapeños and then lime jam under the patty to avoid an over glop top. Try the sauce/shred blend! Congrats on finishing…