Fuck yes it counts, sodding is a hot pain in the ass. I did my back yard last year and my knees hurt for a week. Not to mention apparently the deer in my neck of the woods just love trampling/shitting on fresh sod.

‘Suitsies, suits for man babies!’

I guess the one hipped are condemned to loneliness then. Good to know I can stop bringing my wife boats then, she started getting exasperated after the tenth or so. That will really free up my income.

Well I’m sorry you find my opinion obnoxious and I certainly wouldn’t wish to engender any misery among my fellow man. Guess I could have used a more appositive term than ‘It’s fucked’ but I tend to eschew germane grammar on matters of which I feel strongly.

The other 25% being synonymous with boats so a healthy relationship is about fucking and seafaring?

The news nowadays is sorely testing the bounds of my masochistic tendencies.

And they’re all onesies.

I just don’t think sex is the sole watermark that predicates how healthy your relationship is. As I acknowledged it’s definitely important but a relationship shouldn’t be built around it. At least to me, maybe I just care less about fucking than most people.

If you’re ‘good’ due solely to religion you’re fucked. I apologize if my cynicism regarding religion comes off as pseudo intellectual insincerity but it’s a worthless institution responsible for buckets of misery. So we can A., engage in some lengthy discourse wherein we’ll never come to any accord because our views…

My first thought was regarding the peak, a smiling face with wings for cheeks but I do see the ninja. Sneaky as always.

I’m glad you like your docs Bo, mine treated me like a fucking meat balloon. Leg gets slapped together then no PT except a fucking sheet of paper and when I complain about pain they say they can take the screws/plates/pins out. Yeah like I wanna go through that again, rather have to eat sandy chili mac the rest of my…

Seems like you’re going to strive to be proactive so don’t waste your time on hate. Hate is exhausting and unproductive.

Better yet, whip out one of those Nokia bricks!

So much, did laughter abscond from my mouth.

Christ that’s gotta be a record.

Religion is just fucked. You want to be a good person you know what to do, you don’t need a book or a benevolent deity to espouse being a decent human. The amount of horrible shit that’s happened cause people are afraid that when they die their just fucking dead and not in fairy wonderland is insane.

Failing upwards. It would almost sound romantic if it wasn’t so horrifying in this situation.

Sex is pretty integral to a happy long term relationship for most folks, but it sounded like all other aspects of their relationship were sound besides the aforesaid souring things a bit. It’s over seemed a bit harsh to me also. They seemed willing to try other avenues.

‘Phone stuff’ meaning Wikipedia while you poop and spontaneous Googling?

Good luck! Trying to get hired eats a priapic whale cock, just sucks. I was always way too candid in job interviews, never realized it’s basically all just artful lying.