My niece got horrifically ill from some Hot Pockets last year and I’m now unable to remove the correlation of them to cleaning diarrhea off my bathroom wall.

Eat a chunk of flesh and drink some water before bed!

I mean shitty humans being shitty humans and the similarities of the services I’d imagine the issue is shared to some degree at least. Or Lyft issues you ejector seats or something

What you don’t feel the compulsive need to protocolary like Jeanine’s second cousin’s wedding photos?

I never really ‘got’ Facebook, it seems like a way to keep in touch with people you don’t care about enough to actively contact. Which just seems like a waste of time. Although now when I tell people I don’t and haven’t ever had one they’ve stopped reacting like I was crushing a puppies head with my bare hands in…

I’m a smoker and the whole time I watched Mad Men I couldn’t stop being repulsed when they lit up with a fucking sandwich in their hand or something. You really can’t finish your food then smoke?

Whatever makes you feel better go for it. Ive dealt with many PT’s who were utter pieces of horse shit.

I looked it at again and had to hunt down your comment to agree with you. The sheer gold of the lenses and helmet bevel make him look like fucking Goofy. I was thinking thats just disrespectful to Vade...nope he fucking looks like Goofy, they were right.

Damn us and our Kidneys!!! Always trying to be cool and get pierced by calcium oxalate before the other kidneys. It’s our renal systems fault for succumbing to peer pressure.

Ever since he was a little boy grouping off the neighborhood children he’s dreamed of that day

He’s a tiny eyeless tree monster! Baby Groot came scurrying out from underneath my fridge I’d try to step on him. Why are tiny versions of big things universally cute?!?! Although now that I think about it he’d be creepier with eyes...

Well now I’m thinking about Kim Jong Un dressed like Lil’ Kim replete with sparkling nipple covers.

Cant forget Porkins!!! The unsung hero of the Star Wars universe. R.I.P. Porkins.

I just hit the thirty hour mark and Im finally hitting my stride and getting into it. I dont know it just felt ‘off’ and choppy and weird to me in the beginning but I just finished getting 100% viability on Eos and finished off the first round of Havarl quests and I’m officially stoked to hit Voeld.

Seems like he has the cash to just do a Face Off style plastic surgery to some schlub and completely replace himself.

Star for being informative, don’t know if/when I’ll ever use that knowledge but if the time comes you better believe I’ll be correcting people on what to correctly call that oncoming herd of skunks.

Gaggle, makes them sound sillier.

Oof, that’s a real punch in the crotch!

VIP defense/escort missions are generally some of the most rage hemorrhoid inducing in all of the medium.

Hehehe, or like some ignominious death. She trips on a banana peel, broken neck and just nobody worries or talks about her ever again.