Check out Wentworth, its pretty great and is far superior to OITNB.

Fuck I dont think I could be in a room with the guy for much more than five minutes without choking him myself.

Why couldn’t they be productive and just edit out any trace of the Alex Piper relationship? I mean I guess it’s fairly integral to the story but they just completely lack chemistry. It’s painful when they’re on screen together, like cheese grater to my penis painful.

Should watch it! Its good viewing, if highly upsetting.

It’s bleak as fuck, sounds like you’ve read the book yea? I’ve been reading reviews (of the show) and the comments of said reviews. People saying its not timely and theres no comparison. Its like yeah its not 1:1 but christ I wouldn’t be shocked if it got there. Humans are constantly tragic disappointments.

Fuck I just watched Handmaid with my wife tonight. She had to keep assuring me that she knew I’d hunt anyone down who meant any ill will towards her or my daughter and physically consume them slowly while they watched themselves being eaten. It’s a damn good show though, gonna read the book. Soundtrack is amazing too.…

 Giraffes do have prehensile tongues so probably just trying to score a hot rim-j.

Think it should be distilled into-Butt Stuff: Some People like it and that’s neat for everyone.

I’ve passed kidney stones without meds, I’ve had a Humvee blow up and turn my right leg into fourty pounds of flank steak, and I’ve had ten guage needles rammed in my eyelids. You put me in a locked room playing Phish for an hour and you’ve broken me, I’ll tell you what you want to know!!! JUST MAKE IT STOP!!!

Oh my god totally, my wife will have her rusted out Grand Am hitched to a team of mules before she even considers getting rid of it. Her mom has this alpha romeo spider that looks like it was plucked out of Chernobyl. I think the vehicle needs to physically disintegrate around them as they drive, or three of the six…

I could think of a hundred things off the top of my head my 5k would go to before a music festival. Fuck going instead of paying rent, how do you not have a fucking panic attack the entire time!?!? Like do you have to be a sociopath to be able to do that???

This punch needs something sweet, Deandra go get daddy some antifreeze from the basement!

That sweet summer child.

Getting diametrically opposed people to drink together, what could go wrong?

Take news breaks, I go with puppies on Instagram. Good for the health.

Is it me or are the personas exceptionally goofy this time around? Like a skeletal pirate with a cannon hand? Give me the deformed phallices I know!!!

Morgana should be kilked by a hot trowel with three pounds of margarine baking on it stuffed up his\her ass. Fuck you cat why do I need to heed you!?!? WHY!?!?!?

Junpei was the absolute fucking worst. I know hes supposed to be your best pal but I wanted to scoop out his eyes with a dull spork then replace them with his testicles via the same operation. Drove me nuts.

I like Ryuji, I mean am I gonna hang out with him instead of trying to get my teacher to give me a handy J in a maid costume, no. Does he seem like a good dude, yes.

Preemptive organ selling, bold move.