Baby goats are cute as hell

Repressed childhoods rarely lead to well adjusted adults.

Everybody knows Smurfs are the first gateway to the occult

Weird butt stuff with a Malboro

I kind of actively loathe Old Man Logan, I had no interest in reading initially but was told by so many folks that it was fucking amazing and I just had to read it so I finally did and was completely underwhelmed.

I thought the pacing was a little wonky but I didn’t necessarily expect the first episode to be jam packed with action and revelations. I loved when the beast titan popped that weird bug eyed titans head like a bushel of overripe grapes

Well that media is meant to invoke that, I’m sure if your child fell and actually injured himself\herself you’d care for them and not laugh at their injury right?

What if she started smoking mutilated penises?

What, we’re supposed to make original shit now a days, blasphemy! Mary Poppins Returns sounds like she’s been training in the mountains with the League of Shadow Nannies.

Potential talking subjects, creatine shits.

My wife and I recently went on a double date with my best friend and his new girlfriend. They held hands throughout dinner to the point it impacted their ability to eat!!! She had a sandwich so she was alright with one hand but I nearly pissed myself laughing watching him try to eat his steak.

I’m watching Halt and Catch fire now and have this constant urge to just punch Lee Pace in his handsome face. It has nothing to do with his character on the show I just have this ill defined nebulous animosity towards him I can’t set out...

That’s why I’ve been run over by so many Pontiac Aztecs...

Hehe, my wife says I dress like a Nirvana roadie!

Didn’t appropriately carpet your sex dungeon with the hair from your victims and went for tile instead? I did the same but I eventually met somebody who preferred the easier clean up so don’t worry, they’re out there.

Miles and Gwen have been far more interesting than old Petey to me at least, think he needs a break for a while. I’ve had a few folks talk about how good Logan was but I don’t know I have it in me to sit through another oppressively dark and gritty super hero flick. I want a Squirrel Girl movie!

I do, loufa on a stick. Pretty easy to wash the middle of your back really. As long as there’s not a Pig Pen swirl of flies around you and your smell isnt offensive you can piss all over yourself in the shower and wash with lavender scented horse semen for all I care.

My daughter is five and little kids are just gross in general add that to my sweaty nature I do have to shower regularly. I keep a couple towels on rotation, pop them on quick fluff occasionally but generally wash them once a week.

I have two main towels in my Bat-throom (I wallpapered my bathroom with old batman comics and have Batman monogrammed towels\shower curtain), so I switch them out. If I’m particularly gross and have to shower a lot (which happens I’m a large hairy man with a young daughter) I’ll pop them on quick dry so they dont get…

Solidarity for a fellow human salad dressing producer. Theres no universal hygiene regimen that works for everyone. I dont know about you but if I shower too much i dry out which makes my body go into oil overdrive so you gotta strike a balance