For whatever reason, I’m roughly 30ish hours in, I’m constantly running out of blaze. I use the explosive shadow sling and fire arrows a ton. I found sooo much of it in the beginning, hardly found any chillwater, and now it’s become the opposite.

What the fuck are you arguing about? Do you even know? My initial post was saying that I thought having a doctor the same gender as you was good and I didn’t understand the motivation of men who choose to specialize in obstetrics. I also mentioned I had kidney problems so yea I do empathize and have had many relative…

 You’re making doctors sound like cops who have some legal privileges to do whatever they want to you. Sorry you feel I’m being a prick. Legitimately didn’t understand what you were trying to say. Still hope you have a swell night.

I had to write a paper about why humans are inherently good for my psych class my sophomore year of highschool. My main theme was they’re not.

Right, so like let’s say a stye on the eyelid. Any doctor anywhere could put their fingers in your vagina? I’m sorry if you thought I was being prick or something I just legit didn’t understand what you were saying, still don’t really. That’s fine though! Have a swell night!

You monster, you have to ritually sacrifice yourself now! Forgetting an er, you utter piece of human garbage!!! Your children’s children will suffer the repercussions of your misdeeds foul harridan!!!! *Burns a cross into his chest to ward himself from your evil*

Is your daughter’s hair made of venomous snakes or something?

Okay so aren’t all pictures of everybody inverse Dorian Grey? I mean I liked the imagery of her clutching it at night and weeping while singing ‘Forever Young’ so you got points from me.

And assorted crotch smells, the two are probably related. It’s well known evil bares a distinct dirty crotch stink.

Her husband looks like an aged extra from generic 80's films.

Stupid, wealthy and evil. What could go wrong?

Ah so he thinks the radiation is bestowing superpowers on them? At least super metabolisms I guess.

I was speaking more in the vein of dedicated obstetrics. That seems odd to me you’d go to a gynecologist for a physical. I think we might be passing like ships in the night on this cause I don’t really get your drift.

She should’ve worn a preparatory strap-on and savagely violated him while screaming ‘God save Crash Bandicoot!’. I had wildly abusive alcoholic parents for the majority of my young life and this seems far-fetched to me. Like the dad would have to be mentally challenged in some capacity. Woof if that happened, hope she…

Fight smart all the time!

Fuck you for getting the Law & Order beat stuck in my head the entire weekend. Bu-bum duh duh duh duh da-de

Male gyno’s are something I just can’t understand. I just want to comprehend the inherent motivation for a guy to choose that as his field. I’m a man and I felt super weird having a female urologist for my post-op kidney check up so I can only imagine how uncomfortable having some strange dude put his fingers in you…

Absolutely, my pop warner coach treated us like we were going to have a shot at the Super Bowl or something. You could just sense the bitterness seeping from him that he had daughters who couldn’t ostensibly play football and achieve the glory he failed to.

I honestly don’t even get male gyno’s so that scenario is exceedingly baffling.

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