Looks like a sign for a Japanese sex show.

As a foster kid who dealed with way worse shit than you I’m inclined to say you’re kind of dissembling, a lot of people have had shitty parents, but as a grown adult I can imagine that must have been Really crappy, especially cause you seem to really empathize with your mom. Parents do a number on you. Hope you guys…

Aww fuck I gotta watch my kids that I was actively the genesis of. This is woman’s work, I need to be out dressed in an Oscar the Grouch costume actively frightening people named Gordon while a homeless guy jacks off into a old Orange Julius cup in the background. I’d have never signed up for this if I knew that this…

How so? I don’t mean to engender an argument but I’m just kinda...lost?...as to how the term ‘gal’ could be condescending. Absolutely don’t mean to be a Colonel Rectum Devorourer the 3rd or be a dick in any manner but it seems kind of abstruse to equate ‘gal’ with condescending. I’m only 30 I guess so maybe I’m…

My wifey keeps smooth gams for the same logic, we live in a cold climate and she runs twice a day so she’ll chafe hard if she doesn’t. I’d say I don’t mind if she didn’t shave but she’s so fair haired I can’t even notice when she doesn’t.

After I saw ‘Prince Harry’ I read it as ‘wax his crest’ like he was cleaning some royal seal for a woman. Then I wondered why he didn’t regularly keep his royal seal clean and waxed, which summarily translated into me thinking about Prince Harry feverishly masturbating. Real rollercoaster until I figured it was body…

Well...uh...what? Not respecting your wife and not respecting women aren’t mutually exclusive? It is if your wife is a woman I think. Philanderer and ultra-feminist aren’t mutually exclusive, I’d say they’re kind of diametrically opposed. The fuck are you talking about?

Is your user name a combination of pickled fish and The Name of the Wind? Just pickled fish and something I don’t understand?

I read that in a heavy Jamaican accent as spoken by a highly advanced android who has the voice of Bobcat Goldthwait. I assume that’s the tone you were going for?

I’m probably not using the deftest reference but if I claim to be an amazing chef who is in reality buying food from a restaurant down the street and presenting it as my own I think my customers would be due some discontent if they found out. This guy was claiming to be some ultra-feminist who in turn cheats on his…

Yes! Like they have a team of interns drafting and revising for them!

I don’t know how to efficaciously word this but outspoken male feminists always seem like they’re ‘reaching’ to me. Like why not just treat women respectfully and equally without any fanfare? Making such a big deal out of it seems like they’re trying to get something(beyond equal treatment). I know I’m just a jaded…

Immeaditely went there reading this article. I could literally hear Dennis in my head making some ploy at feminism to seduce women.

I mean we’re well beyond practical here but generally speaking I feel like clothing should allow the use of one’s arms. Scrolling past the article from the picture I initially thought this was about the show ‘Wilfred’ getting a broadway revival or something...

Beast and Gaston should just have raunched out sex instead of fighting at the end and everybody kind of just forgets about Belle. Like they start fighting but it has lots of sexual undertones and it just turns into a sweaty pound fest.

Love to collaborate sometime. My Little Mermaid Cthulhu piece is incredibly panty-moistening/boner-inducing.

Was he a total freak? Hopefully he was wearing a Fraggle costume and jacking off into a human skull on your chest.

I love that ‘printable-ruler.net’ is a thing

I will, again, you’ve helped me so much. I’ll always be grateful to you. My life was such darkness and despair until you came along and freed me from this tenebrous gloom. Before meeting you I was but a shell of a man and now having basked in the pulchritude of your wisdom I am as a bird, unencumbered by my sorrows…

Fart monster Spaghetti explosion slip n’slide bonanza.