Did it not strike you, the irony of our conversation? I was unerringly polite to you. In fact the genesis of our ‘conversation’ was my lauding your optimism. Wherein you preceded to say I had a shitty life, and invalidated my opinion as trying to be edgy. All because I said you must’ve had a good life. So I hope you…

Well you should be happy to know you’ve completely changed my mind with your shitty inchoate rambling.

I’m not arguing at all. You just can’t stop can you?

Yes.

What the literal fuck are you talking about? Seriously, I’m sorry you feel such a need to be a misguided zealot. I said I’d rather get anal probed than work with ISIS to defeat a hypothetical alien menace and that I don’t think the majority of people are good. Could we just stop talking? Please?

I’m just trying to be edgy and hip so what’s the point of you telling me this? You’ve back handedly insulted me by diminishing my opinion then insist that people are good whereas I’ve been nothing but pleasant to you. So keep it up good person. I’ll try to forget my experiences with people and remember I’m trying to…

Yea cheeky Ja-baby is seriously delightful

That is my favorite stuffed thing I’ve ever seen, next to my various enemies.

I didn’t think we had that technology yet?!?!

I don’t know, that could get iffy real fast...

Hehehe, you’re welcome.

Hey no problem, it’s my life’s work to make people think about scrotal face transfers in the morning. Odd pursuit but it’s my calling

What a lovely life you must have. Don’t agree, but appreciate your optimism.

Hey I’ll be having a good time regardless. I’ll drop the dime on Boko Haram too just to make sure I’m probed effectively for my loyalty.

Might be a tough one but if you have the will I believe in you!

I guess I’m vindictive but I’d rather get savagely anal probed with the extraterrestrial equivalent of a pear of anguish than work alongside ISIS in any capacity. I know nothing of aliens but I do know that the vast majority of humans are fucking awful.

My highschool girlfriend watched the show religiously. I think I’d rather swap the skin of my scrotum with my face than watch it again but I will admit it did have occasional entertaining moments. Not enough to become the terror of Gotham, Scrotum Face, definitely some though.

Diabeetus

Hehehe, ‘lip merkins’! I thought they looked like the Silence of the Lambs poster with moths on their mouths. Fake mouth bush is way better though. When I saw the first picture I thought ‘those heels look like ice-’ then I realized they were in fact ice skates.

Hey I think Scott Stapp is out of work?