Beat me to it! Well said fellow internet stranger.

Wait?! Isn’t a computer game something that looks like a line that eats dots you play on a big beige box with a green screen?

The shark repellant PAM, quickly Robin!!!

Bomberma’am?

Can’t dance

Ghost sex? Sign me up.

Fucking Samsquanches

Bu-dum-tiss

I’m sure it will be made out of an adamantium-mithril hybrid and be terribly efficacious too.

Looking for reason where there is none is a maddening game.

What a particular thing to jerk off to. I don’t really get the genesis of elaborate porn like this but I laud it and encourage it to get more extreme.

In all likelihood there’s quite a divide. American candy is kind of shit, especially chocolate. Fuck I could go for a Flake bar

You can do that with a Wii U. Assuming you have an adjacent bathroom.

Ah, Sour Patch Kids with a chubby cock on the packaging. Thanks for the link Kirsten!

I mean it did earn two iron crosses in WWI and have a strong anti-Jew, anti-socialist rethoric.

But she’s suffered such heartbreak!

Ahh parents, wouldn’t it have been nice to have pleasant ones? My wife and best friend have this great familial support structure, I can’t fucking fathom it. Frankly I’m afraid of it, still am. Being around a loving supportive family still makes me feel like a cat getting a pound of oleomargarine shoved up my ass with…

You can absolutely tell by how people treat servers/staff wether or not they’ve ever worked service before. I mean not ubitiquisouly but it’s definitely noticeable. Patience versus odd entitlement.

The fuck are jelly babies?