Lots of familial and religious repression coming into play I’d imagine.

It’s just gonna get weirder when the kids grow up and realize what ‘kissy-kissy time’ was.

When two Spiderman’s fight they might make weird noises but they’re not hurting each other

When two Spiderman’s fight they might make weird noises but they’re not hurting each other

All men are named Michael and all women are Janet!

I just want to see, let’s say some reasonable number like ten. Ten cases of men cross dressing in order to go sexually assault folks in the latrine. So fucking ridiculous, I don’t even want to be using a public bathroom in the first place! Like I’d give a flying fuck if a trans guy wanted to come use the piss-reeking…

I get that, was just being a fart. Searching for any of those key words could be misconstrued as unsettling. Knew what you meant, I’m only a fire bender so please don’t fuck me up too bad.

Fuck I haven’t gotten high in a while, like years, my buddy brought me a quarter for Christmas. My wife got up for work yesterday and I was just sitting on the kitchen counter dipping slices of white bread into blue cheese dressing. I was listening to Careless Whisper cause it’s been stuck in my head since George…

I was kind of hoping his gun would go off midway through his ‘tactical assault maneuver’ and just blast him in the foot or something...

Thought the same thing, don’t think I could Google that efficaciously.

Seemed more like her boyfriend was laughing that people would expect things differently and not at the plight of black people in his hometown area.

Mine mount hath been flogged sufficiently, repair him to the equine mausoleum that I may be brought another in order to commence subsequent flagellations post haste!

You monster! Tell me you weren’t eating it standing up?!?! The logistics of erect tamale consumption would be utterly baffling to me, other than it ending up in the dirt...

Probably got picked on as a kid then got a badge and wanted to spread some misery. Or he’s just a human equivalent of an angry hemorrhoid.

Shit I’m surprised she didn’t sue them quicker. I remember seeing this on the news and thinking ‘Christ that’s excessive!’. Hope it works out for her.

I mean there’s definitely closure and it pretty seemlessly sets up A New Hope. You’ll probably dig it.

Moving really sucks, glad you made it through relatively unscathed. Hopefully you don’t slam into any walls/furniture walking around at night at the new place! I always inevitably have multiple stubbed toes during my first couple weeks...

Loved the ending, CGI Leia is kind of jarring though.

At least your in-laws have alcohol. Mine don’t drink at all and if I do I’m instant pariah. Got back yesterday and I’m still hungover/drunk from putting roughly a half gallon of whiskey in my body last night. Good luck, hope you can initiate departure protocols soon!!!

The green tea is one of the few things that mildly exfoliate me yet don’t leave me looking like a second degree burn victim.