I think my skin is so greasy I’d need weaponized asbestos to actually cause it damage. Applied by Satan’s White Castle/Car wash.

I smoke, not super thrilled about my shitty habit or anything. I’ve had multiple people tell me I should just vape and I’m like...So I buy a robo-tube to change my cancer inhalation method? Either way I don’t think I’m doing my lungs/esophagus/mouth any favors!

I love it cause contrasts so nicely with their inherent goofiness.

Yea pretty sure I got an ulcer from keeping my opinions jammed in my craw over the holidays.

Well my wife’s 80 year old grandparents went to see this last week so I look forward to a colorful synopsis when we have dinner with them later this weekend.

Poor Billie, if anybody deserves a giant basket of xanax and puppies it’s her.

I actively try to avoid Wikipedia cause I get so distracted. I’ll be looking up an obscure type of food then somehow an hour and a half later I’m so deep in a Wiki K-hole I’m reading about Rommel’s campaign in North Africa or something equally unrelated to what I actually went there for.

Fellow worshipper of Blorthog the giant rainbow space crab? If so, happy Jerbalsis Day!

Trumps actually a semi sentient blowfish engineered by the mole people to release a virus that causes dogs to violently shoot guacamole out their assholes?

Jeepers, what a where the red fern grows magnitude crappy situation. Thought I felt bad for Billie Lourd yesterday.

Like a self imposed exile.

If you’re happy and content with your status then what’s the fucking problem? Nobody close to you should be worried about anything other than ‘Are you happy?’. That’s it, if the answer is yes, then that’s great! Who gives a fuck if you’re alone, or want to be with a body pillow with a picture of Oscar the Grouch…

I deeply appreciate your benediction. Fear not, and go forth unto the world should you desire! Seems like stuff is on the up and up for you LA, so...super neat! I’m notoriously tactless, I probably offended an old gypsy woman along the line somewhere, you’ll be fine. That being said I’d stick with the cheese.

Nacho cheese thunder bidet with Marlboro red flavored chicken salami slam rod pot stickers!!!

The title made me think of being served by a skeletal grim reaper with giant fleshy pendulous breasts. I would potentially visit that establishment...

Seems like you’ll have a nice cuddle puddle! Good foresight on the trial run, cat vomit/seizing/emergency vet run would make a poor New Year’s indeed!

Hey my wife and I do something similar, less cheese more taco party. Staying in doesnt make you lame at all! Our first New Years together I tangled my legs in a fucking Escher-esque ottoman and dislocated both my patellas/hip, our next one her childhood daschund died, next one my grandma died. So after that we…

Yea I didn’t realize she was so outspoken about mental illness, definitely endears her to me even more!

By far he was! I’m a total nerd, and was so excited for the Dark Knight. I was a sophomore in college when he passed away, was smoking an exceptionally large quantity of weed with my roommate and watching teasers for DK, getting so psyched. I offhandedly, for some reason, said something to the effect of ‘Ledger is…

Wish her luck, in both quitting and recovery. I can’t imagine how hooked you’ve gotta be to keep smoking post diagnosis. Stay strong!