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Hand me the f*cking lightsaber, c*cksucker. What tha f*ck?

He should never have made that move on Jessie's girl.

You knew Bruce and Demi when they were an item?

Have * you * ever climbed up Prospect Ave toward the park from the R stop in Park Slope? I'm positively breathless just thinking about it.

I agree, but I'm also finding it hard to understand the producers motivations for a big fake out when most book readers expect him to be back in some form. Why bother trying to pull one over?

Well, apparently they won't be filming at the Wall much…UNLESS! New theory: The Onion Knight is elected lord commander!

I don't know; I think he looks like a young Vin Diesel.

Yes, but only because they figured out how to hack GRRM's word processor.

Ah, OK, thanks!

"The constant reaching of this show’s contemporary numbers has become a running joke, and Nigel says that he doesn’t want people to think that this style is just a bunch of reaching without emotion."
Could someone please explain this further? I'm not familiar with the term "reaching" in this context (casual viewer,…

I haven't watched in a while- what is the scoop on Mary Murphy? Is there a story behind why she isn't a resident judge?

No, please continue; I like where that was going.

Your memory has just been sold a bill of goods.

If you don't flail your arms, you can wipe away the tears and keep your vision clear. Makes for more efficient fleeing… someone once told me.

Followed closely by 'ASS' and 'POO'.

Getting black-out drunk is definitely a real thing.

Yes, someone asked why they couldn't wait for SWAT at one point, and then I think later Ani said that their superiors wanted them to move forward and take Ledo. Mayor El Spacey-o, needs a longer mustache to twirl. Let's be careful out there my ass. I think they probably wanted Ledo KIA as the patsy, with any deaths of…

Well, OK then. < aside > psst, bring me that catapult!

Bitte.