Oh I get it, because women’s sports, right?

I can relate. I lost my cherry all by myself.

Poor little hobbit hasn’t had any steady work since Wilfred ended. It’s hard to see him like this.

“We can’t go to North Carolina. They’re socially backwards and perverted for their stance on what goes on in the bathroom. Let’s go the Penn State.”

Um: No.

Like Draymond, the Deadspin commentariat has never been known to shy away from the low-hanging fruit.

ObscureSimpsonsReference is complaining about not understanding non-obtuse video game references.

Yeah? Then why am I masturbating and trying to get the layering right in photoshop, smartass?

I’m not convinced this season will be any less fascinating? Going into last season, everyone assumed it’d be the Cavs out of the East and GSW out of the West, and the exact storyline most predicted played out, and it was one of the most dramatic seasons in NBA history. The storyline’s now set again, and it has the…

Let’s not forget that the NBA draft is inherently bullshit. Players have no say in where they play or how much they get played. It’s just an attempt to level the playing field for billionaires that are incapable of hiring competent people and staying out of their way.
I cheer each and every player that leaves a city…

I’m just kidding, no one remembers where they were when the wall fell (I was six) and the moon landing was fake. This is real history.

So many lifes changed.

Well that’s going to be good for basketball, in the same way that knowing Bruce Willis is actually dead makes watching the Sixth Sense more enjoyable.

All of these guys generate more than $5 billion in revenue. Another way to express concerns about overpaid players is to express concern about underpaid owners. Is that your concern?

I fucking LOVE free agency

Her liberal use of the word “tots” always

I see no problem?

Fuck, man. Can 2016 just stop with the tire fire?

Feelings breakdown:

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