He is afraid of death and I am afraid of life.

Butthole eats it.

“Walloped?”

Is no one going to talk about the weird deleted hit piece on Zach Lowe? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

So what was the deal with that deleted post personally shitting on the most respected basketball writer alive?

Why would the smell test not be literally the only criterion here?

On another note, it makes me happy as a UConn fan to see that Shabazz might not definitely be out of the league next year.

Maybe 2011, but Wade was never close to top 5 in MVP voting after that.

Russ was not really a serious MVP contender until last year

When is the last time that one team has had two legitimate potential MVP candidates? This season is going to be so much fun.

Why separate knob, why??

It’s a book review. The point is to review a book. You should read it if and only if you’d like to know what someone thinks about the book in question.

Jack’s Abby has done so much to give craft lagers a good name. Almost everything they make is absolutely fantastic, and they’re only about 4 years old.

Will be interesting to watch comments on this dissolve into non sequitur Bieber-bashing, despite this being among the most reasonable things he’s ever said in his life.

In third grade they had a thing where they gave out a cheap MLB pencil with lunch. My friend traded all day to finally end up with his favorite team: the Cleveand Indians. At this point, another friend/instigator dared me to snap the Indians pencil in half which I promptly did for no reason whatsoever. The first…

No wonder he was so cavalier about cheapening the bracket.

You forgot the MOST important one, even more general than #1:

#notallassaultrifles

Usually when you use a block quote, you don’t then plagiarize it two paragraph later...