So excited to live under Mayor Khan. He ran an excellent campaign- courted the youth vote by pledging to end nightclub closures, went and talked with the orthodox Jewish community, etc. I’ve got great hopes!

And then Boris Johnson dropped to his knees and screamed ‘KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!’

Man is a gods damned treasure, I’m sure he and Richard Harris’s ghosts are drunkenly driving a stolen truck to turf her lawn as I write this.

I guess Chipotle’s always looking for new ways to make people sick.

“The author could even be honest and say it’s just because Ms. Patti’s voice has stood the test of time while Aretha’s…not so much.”

Thank GOD for Tweet Beat. I was reading Gawker and man, are they in a bad mood. I needed some fun and lightness.

It’s kind of an interesting question: what movie do you love that everyone else haaaaated? I have two. The first is Michael Mann’s Miami Vice, which I’m pretty sure is a perfect movie—moody and lush and menacing and gorgeous—but which everyone else (i.e. woefully wrong people) think is ludicrous garbage. They are…