Well, to be honest, the actual details of the rumor are probably unimportant for us to know. It could be something as innocuous as “Ted Cruz likes to nibble his partner’s earlobes,” and the only natural, sane reaction would be: “Ew.” Or, “Oh, God, no.” Because the mental picture of Ted Cruz running his moist reptilian…

I watched the Star Wars prequels for the first time last month and loved them! I thought they were masterpieces, even Phantom Menace. But, then, I’m not much of a Star Wars fan so I didn’t have any preconceived notions or demands going in—I was just sick and looking for something to binge on for a couple of days.