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But whole milk is better in coffee than that skim water.

I was surprised not to see “and the party is someone your partner knows” on the list. To me, it’s way worse to be deceived by 2 people than 1, and the odds are way higher you’ll get caught if you cheated on your wife with a woman she knows. I think some people would be okay with not knowing if it was a one-night-stand

...So many PHDs in what? Because religiosity among American scientists is much lower than religiosity among the general population. Biologists and physicists and the like are much less likely to believe in specific thousand-year-old myths because they simply know too much.

It’s also worth noting that birth control is all but banned in El Salvador, where the women are being told not to try and become pregnant until 2018.

You don’t sound very pro choice. And you sound pretty backwards in your thinking, so yes your future grandchildren will roll their eyes at you.

The comments on this article are so bizarre at this point. Half of the commentators are arguing that they are pro choice but its weird that there are exceptions to abortion bans. This is what the women of Brazil have to use as leverage to try to get some autonomy over their own bodies. They have to jump through these

War breaks all of my underwires.

Its about time the whole of the Americas allowed women to control their bodies, if they want an abortion left them have it its their body, we are not living in the dark ages any longer

Can we add to that petition easy birth control access? >< (Probably not.)

With all due respect to everyone, an effort to feed starving children in this country is way more “overdue.”

Curious... where are the stories about the behavior endured by the Chinese and Japanese (oops! Not black! Nobody cares!)? What about the gang wars with the Irish (oops! They’re white so nobody really cares)?

Yes, but his first choice would be Diana Ross.

He was the predecessor to denying ones blackness. He wouldn’t even adopt any black kids, and seemingly went out of his way to make sure his brood were pretty much white. I don’t really believe he he had vitiligo, I just think the darkest parts on him when he died were the parts where you can’t put that toxic chemical

Living Single was my jam (and I’m a guy). I was born in 85 and I grew up with a lot of great tv shows with black casts/cast members. I don’t see many today.

The problem with quantum chess is you can’t capture a king when it’s in a superposition.

if you don’t slap the first guy you find off the street in an electric chair right away, you clearly don’t care about the victim!!

“Thinking it would be great to meet someone to hole up with for the weekend...”

Yeah probably, but is that any better? I mean, either she thinks joke stealing = rape, or she thinks that Cosby joke was funny enough to tweet (either way, she’s the worst)

Amy Schumer stole one of MY jokes, and it was WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST.