I can identify someone who gets irrationally angry at a positive comment regarding another person as never having heard said comment regarding their self.

That’s probably a man your’re talking to.

It looked thick, and that’s all that matters.

Because it was nice looking, even from a distance.

If youre well endowed and it breaks loose its not the end of the world.

The slo-mo was for our benefit.

I loved his smile and “dick came out.” Like, I don’t have a penis, but if I did and mine spontaneously revealed itself, I hope I would react like that, (however, he had a nice looking penis, so I can understand his nonchalance.)

Chris Jones: Only defensive linemen to finish his 40 with a sack.

Savvy kid. You always jump on a loose ball.

What lofty designs for your rotting uterus does your ever-lasting soul harbor?

He’s taking the same position as you and responding to the pearl-clutchers. He’s saying that the argument that this surgery shouldn’t happen because you don’t “need” a uterus to live is moot, because you don’t need a hand or face to live either, but no one criticizes that.

Someone please make this horror movie right now, where the anti-abortion activist wakes up with a new uterus AND pregnant, after a night spent harassing women in bars.

I wouldn't mind it if they had to sit through a few menstrual cycles as well.

I think you need to go back and read that again.

Finally we can give Republican men the ability to carry out their dreams of carrying all the fetuses to term. I can’t wait! I want this to be a requirement for every man who is anti-abortion.

I wouldn’t even have a problem with people being anti-choice if they were against the death penalty and against war. I don’t agree with it, but at least it’s consistent.

“I don’t know officer, when she left the house that day she was so angry, she smelled like concrete and duct tape when she stepped out. I don’t know what to make of it. “

On the other hand, this:

Oh, sure, go with the obvious solution.

I think we can all see the easy solution to this one. Use her credit card to buy tranquilizer darts on the internet, and do some searches about “how to murder people” from her computer. When she’s in the shower, use her phone to invite C over for blowjobs on a night when you know she won’t be around. When he arrives,…