I’ve never been to New York, but I’m going to assume this is of the least grossest things to have happened on a subway.

USA! USA! USA!

Damn. At this point in my existence, if a dude did this while absently looking my way, I’d be all “hmm, where in the hell can I get the best price on toilet paper?”

Guess I’ll throw this classic pass out into the ring...

Because it’s silly 🐇

“Gonna say a prayer, there.”

Better than the American version where everyone is suddenly the deceased’s very best friend ever.

Right? Don’t take your rings off in public - problem solved. If you’re not about to be performing surgery, there’s no reason to be so thorough that you lose your thousand-dollar engagement ring or whatever.

Wow, a whole life tragically and beautifully told in a few words about two rings.

Your story belongs on Larry David, it's pure gold.

Taking a dump behind a boulder?

Rely tampons were the best tampons ever made in the history of the world. I’m sorry that woman had to die but at least she died wearing a comfortable and absorbent feminine hygiene product.

Thanks for not running any stories about how many people starved to death today who weren’t climbing moutains. That would have been depressing.

Also very typical of Japanese speech.

That’s really really sweat and romantic and sad all in one. I feel like the 2 rings are a perfect representation of the ‘ better and for worse, sickness and in health’part of married life. Made me tear up.

No, the real question is why you would want to.

My father was overweight when my parents married, but after he lost weight his ring was too big and he refused to have it resized. So eventually he got a second smaller ring. Then after he gained weight as a result of prednisone during chemotherapy, he was able to wear his original ring. Then the last several months…

When I was a senior in high school, an alumna of our school came to encourage us to buy expensive, ugly class rings. She decided the best way to get us on board was to tell an apparently true story about a woman losing her beloved class ring on the beach. A man found the ring a decade later and spent months tracking…