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Borat, wrong headed? Important and damn funny. Exposed the racist underbelly in this country long before Obama. The Ali G Show was incredible.

Borat is the best thing ever. And God bless Cohen and Fisher.

Le sigh. I have had the thigh sweats for Sacha Baron Cohen for YEARS.

I don't know how you worked a Saved By The Bell reference into this comment thread, but you did it. You sir, are a goddamn hero!

Having to choose passing or playing is an absolutely ridiculous rule. Do you honestly think any family would ever ever ever want to pass? That has literally happened zero times in the history of Family Feud. Why even ask who plays. Do the showdown, whoever wins it plays. Plain and simple. This is absolutely ridiculous.

If only Slater had one of Zack’s patented “Time Outs”.

At least if they avoid any freak accidents they'll be fully prepared for the brain tumor diagnosis and fatal heart attack .

AND, the new bull tried to kill him twice. Snuck up behind him and gorged him. I can’t remember if they had to finally put him down, or if the bull actually secceeded in killing him.

It was a bull, not a steer. Big difference aggression-wise (I own both). But either could kill you and/or leave you with one ball, like the owner of “Second Chance,” the cloned bull.

Maybe she just wants to be tacky and gauche.

Exactly. It’s paying a large sum of money to bring an animal into a world where many don’t have homes and calling it Chance because there is a good chance the poor animal will die the same way as his predecessor.

We aren’t talking about the purchase of a pair of shoes, we are talking about ONE HUNDRED FRICKING THOUSAND DOLLARS. I have the absolute right to criticize rich people who indulge their own narcissism.

Look, people. I know you miss your dog, but here’s the thing: Clones are identical twins born separately (and usually later) from their “original” sibling. That’s all they are.

I want to turn my dachshund into book ends when the times comes. If I was filthy rich, I would plasticize her (sp?- you know the weird plastic preserving process for the creepy dead Chinese prisoners traveling exhibit).

Stephen King has a whole book about why this is a bad idea!

Spoiler alert for the TAL podcast:

Do you think that the people who sought out a highly questionable scientific procedure with serious ethical implications would be selfless enough to prioritize ending the suffering of another living being INSTEAD of prolonging its life for their own motivations?

So how many dog pounds do you think these scientists went to before they found two dogs they figured looked close enough to Dylan to make a believable clone puppy?

And I thought my plan of having my dog turned into a taxidermied end table was crazy...