I don't think that's how leukemia works.

your’re, a treasure.

Hey uh Tim, can you guys mandate some kind of critical reading exam in order to receive commenter privileges?

This is brilliant, and way over the heads of all these dipshits who make up the modern commentariat. Remember starred commenters? Remember how nice that was? Sigh...

Leto is about telling, not spelling. Theirs the door if you can't handle it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turtles_a…

Thank you Deadspin, for the Christmas gift of this article’s comment section.

Dear God, I hope this is just a joke gone badly wrong.

I don’t understand this post, but I like it! +1

You know who will?

I came for the article.

GUILTY.

ITT: People who think this is real

The most appalling part is Jared Leto’s spelling. “Gun’s?” Really?

And that’s what matters! Btw, haven’t read the article bc I feel like I have already; sounds very similar to the HOT TAKE about Kylo Ren’s true motivations. I don’t know, though, seems both a little too circuitous and convenient at the same time. Also, there’s only one person, in reality, who’s paying the price of…

Bad Guy Patrol sounds like one of the greatest movies ever made.

/checks vagina

Apparently prisoner-artists have a lot of time to practice their craft.

I think they sell used tattoo equipment at the prison canteen, where one may also purchase a bag of fine toilet wine.

Tattoo guns can be made from guitar strings and battery-powered walkman motors (last place I saw a walkman? when I worked in a prison.) As for the quality of prison tattoos, they range from absolute junk you’d be angry to have done with a Bic pen to gorgeous stuff with fine detail you’d pay thousands for at…