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I met a Vegan in college once. He was not a vegan.

So these guys were only charged for Barratry, even after a supposed hired hitman went to the police to inform them he was hired by them to kill Uribe? What happened to conspiracy to commit murder?

Maybe she’ll graduate cum laude.

I feel a little disappointed; I think I was expecting the scholarship to go to a porn actor.

Maybe she could graduate Magna Cum Laude thanks to this

This whole story is all kinds of great, and I’m glad Pornhub is helping single moms get through school in clothed ways, too. But if this lady was a whistleblower with a hit on her, what will next year’s winner have to do?

This article lends itself to a lot of weirdness on its own.

Oh my gosh! I know of her! Facebook always suggests I be friends with her. Wow !

Sunday nights get weird very very quickly around here.

This is gross. Not because porn, but because it speaks to the horrific state of our education system. It should not be normal to need scholarships, or go into huge debt, just to get the basic qualifications for your career. You can go to college in Europe for hella cheap, seriously, if you’re aiming for a degree and

Good things will cum from this program.

In 2016, I would like Gawker Media to talk about other porn sites. This narrow restriction to just Pornhub paints a very limited picture of what’s out there.

Can’t all the lawyers that have chimed in here get together and help this lady sue the assholes who put her in this state in the first place? Surely she is entitled to more than a 25 000$ scholarship.

There’s nothing wrong with a person of any age continuing their education or accepting a scholarship. I just wonder how far 25k could get you.

Yes, some good PR for Pornhub.

Each separate part of this story would be weird enough on its own.

I was fully NOT expecting this story to take such a dramatic turn. Good lord people can be crazy. Can you imagine how distressing it would be to find out your boss wanted you dead and HIRED someone to do it? I’m stressed out just thinking about it. Glad Pornhub, of all places, was able to help her with a scholarship

A very worthy recipient. I’m glad they chose someone that would have difficulty getting more conventional scholarships.

What they don’t tell you, is that she’s going to be paid $5,000 for 5 videos of being DP’ed by Ron Jeremy and Mandingo in order to get the full amount.

There’s some fine print.

As a general rule they probably wont hit you for 5 over, but they can. If they’re really being a stickler, they can, for whatever reason (e.g. quotas, school zone, bad day, racial profiling, etc), bust you for going even a mile over.

That said, I’ve maybe only once actually seen a person getting hit up for going 8 over.