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Funyuns for breakfast
funyunsforbreakfast

I have friends who’ve had abortions, and I supported their decision because that’s what they needed: support. I had a coworker who decided to have her baby. I was concerned because our job was low-paying and I wondered how she would support her child, but she was sure she could do it. She said she didn’t believe in a

I know, right? I’m in too deep here! Where the fuck am I gonna go?

I don’t want to have to find some other fucking place if we lose these spaces on Jezebel, God damn it.

We need to keep commenting on, clicking, and recommending the types of articles we want to see more of. If we don’t we will be doomed to more tedious articles about the celebs we love to hate. Some of that is fun, but it’s not what we come here for. We come for the community and we come for good reporting on the

I love a guy who is this secure in his masculinity and sexuality. A lesser guy would’ve been offended at the suggestion that he dress up like a woman and dance around like some kind of fag.

the sheer levity of it all.

MARRY ME, JGL.

Er..the lady equivalent.

  • knowing that he probably hasn’t washed his sheets in months, and that you have severe dust mite allergies

Lately: too many posts about how woman can manage their casual hookups better (why aren’t they enjoying them more, how to make an efficient exit, etc.). Maybe some day we’ll have a discussion about just not having so much casual sex, on account of it’s usually not very enjoyable, there’s all that awkwardness around

Why do I find this depressing?

Well this was brilliant.

Anecdotally, my women friends primarily stay the whole night after a hookup for the same reason I don’t go to the grocery store at 11pm for food: sheer laziness, and nothing more.

Yeah, like my micropenis.

Fine by me, I’ve only got a twin bed anyway.

I never leave. I’m sleepy after sex.

I... don’t understand your confusion. He didn’t want to have sex a second time (for whatever reason... didn’t think he’d get it up, didn’t like it much, etc.), but didn’t want to leave until morning. Sounds pretty normal.

I’m a big fan of not sleeping over, just because it’s nice to wake up in my own bed. And any reason for wanting to leave is fine. But also, I wish that one girl’s reason hadn’t been explicitly body-shaming.

Mediocre sex was the reason I stopped having a lot of one night stands. When my numerous vibrs do a better job... why bother?

“in one case, the guy had a micropenis, so 21-year-old Nicole asked him to leave”