funyunsforbreakfast
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funyunsforbreakfast

If you can eat the same amount of pizza as I can, I will marry you regardless of gender, TBH.

Men are just bad.

You want empress me in the pizza arena? Be okay with ME choosing the crust and toppings.

That’s nothing. The last time I was around a woman, I ate a car.

Or perhaps an alternate answer - order more pizza? :)

My boyfriend will almost always offer me the last slice, even if I’ve already eaten as much or more than he has. This is probably the main reason I haven’t left him even though he’s a slob.

Do calm down, men.

I’ve always assumed that the safest dining option on a first date would be anything you can eat neatly with a fork and spoon. No pizza, tacos, burritos, or any other food likely to wind up dripping off your chin or decorating your mustache.

From my cold, dead (greasy) hands, Lady!

We could just shorten the advice to “people should calm down with members of the opposite sex”.

Also, guys, if you want to impress us, leave us pizza.

I think it’s good to see abortions on tv. I think it makes it seem normal so people don’t have to feel so bad for having one.

And ABC went there by putting a viewer discretion advisory warning before the show even aired. GMAFB.

If she was anti-abortion but understood the importance of choice, I don’t believe she would have listed being anti-abortion as one of the reasons she switched to the Republican Party. Unless she grievously misunderstood their position on abortion.

Um, no. She directly stated that her main reason for joining the Republican party was because she cannot reconcile her religious beliefs to the Democratic platform on abortion. Now, in case you aren’t keeping up, the Democratic platform on abortion DOES NOT REQUIRE YOU TO HAVE AN ABORTION. It requires you to NOT

Because social politics aren’t always a priority for every voter. No matter who you are or what you identify as. See Caitlyn Jenner talking about voting Republican, or Milo Yiannopoulos identifying as a Conservative.

But taxes!

nah. you cant be an anti choice politician and be a hero. she did something cool and ballsy but lets not just pretend like everything else she stands for doesnt matter now.

Ok, so your political views align - aside from the part where your fellow Republicans, at best, would have you publicly marked and, at worst, would simply shoot where you stand?

She may be bat-shit crazy, but she can still get it.