Shut your mouth! (just kidding) Sweet potato pie is a staple holiday (and many other days if you’re lucky) in many black households. Where many white families have pumpkin pie, we have sweet potato. I hope this doesn’t sound racist or anything, it’s just my experience.

I haven’t tried hers, but sweet potato pie is amazing - like pumpkin pie but way better. It’s one of those things that I really miss when I don’t live in the south.

There should be, like, a “Drunk” Facebook setting you can activate where you have to solve a complicated math problem before you can ‘like’ stuff or message someone.

A grapefruit because some people just don’t like the taste, no matter how much you tell them they should eat it.

After posting, I saw what a Charlie Hebdo cartoonist posted:

Sounds like all the downsides of a pad but you need a whole new pair instead of just a new pad. I guess if one likes blood-encrusted pubes, hey go for it...

I first saw this on Facebook shared by (and with commentary from) a girl I know from college. Her take was maybe God saved this woman because she doesn’t know Jesus yet.

Perhaps you should put them up for adoption.

I fell asleep in Insomnia.

It’s an uplifting quote until you remember what happened to her all too soon after she wrote those words. It’s hard not to feel like she was wrong after all.

No. The truth is this world is terrible. Humans are terrible. We kill like it doesn’t matter. Tell me an animal that is so vicious? I don’t know why anyone would bring more people into this world. It’s not a good place. We aren’t a good species. Stop saying love wins because that is juvenile. It doesn’t.

Have you considered therapy? You sound EXTREMELY unhappy.

9/11 happened 14 years ago and you still made choice to have kids, I think you’ll be fine

I hate to be a cynical dickhead but part of me is like: “I notice how these feeling only come out when Westerners like ourselves are killed.” This is like every week in the Middle East. Quite frankly, we should expect this since countries like France, Britain, Russia, US, have played a role in this chaos.

It means “not those brown people in Third World countries whose suffering we have deemed acceptable”.

Doctor: Who is this?

Don’t forget Bruce!

I’m sure it’s going to be easier to get their marriage dissolved if he can’t remember her. Shit, I wouldn’t be shocked if they spun it for some emotional PR, like: “having to leave him was hardest thing in my life, poor us [group fake cry]”

Court ordered Chemical Castration. Not taking the dick exactly, but if we couple that procedure with a lobotomy, we can ensure the safety of women until this piece of living Santorum expires.

how about someone revoke his DICK.