Maybe if pandas stopped spilling their seed everywhere they wouldn't be endangered.

Man that Annie Lennox thing, while pretty inconsequential, is a mess. She's walking back that comment about Beyonce, even though it's 100% true. Her excuse is to somehow claim Eve Ensler, rape apologist, is "feminist heavy." Maybe she should shut up.

I'm going to name my next dog Ebola, just because.

my husband lives 200km away. Sometimes it's nice to come home without having to worry about anyone else, but really, it's nicer to be with the person you love more often than weekends and holidays.

is this baba buey?

"With the exception of some carefully selected bikini pictures of Shauna, she's almost entirely absent from this endeavor. For all we know, she's actually a serial killer."

Is that Bababooey??

At least it's better than devoting a site to talking shit about an ex and posting nude pics.

And lest anyone claim gender imbalance, here is the Men's Rights pumpkin (squash?) in all its glory.

Leaving your life and your day job? This isn't some forced slavery. This is going to Venice.

You take a vacation with a woman and you are sharing rooms:

Nah. You see these on Craigslist all the time from guys who want inexpensive girlfriend experience sex work from women who don't generally identify as sex workers. I'd be very surprised if there were an actual ex.

I completely agree with this. It's the guys who spend the first few dates telling you how AMAZING you are and how DIFFERENT from other women that end up suddenly becoming disappointed by you when you turn out not to be pedestal-worthy, but are actually a real, flawed human. And when you disappoint them, all bets are…

I'm sorry. I know how you feel. I am struggling lately with wanting to reach out to the man who recently broke my heart. In fact earlier today I was repeating the mantra "I will not touch the stove that burned me to see if it's still hot" because I know the result would most likely leave me more of a mess. The lack of…

I live in the middle of a city and I know ALL of my neighbors use sticky traps, which I find horrific, so releasing her outside means she's going to quickly meet a slow, miserable death. If I had a car I'd use a live trap, but I can't conscience taking her on trains and buses in a little trap, getting more and more…

Just remember: revenge is the best gravy!

Has anyone noticed that going through a break up is like taking a crazy pill? I recently went through one that was a little brutal and essentially had to find my own closure—no conversations after it happened. I'm facepalming thinking about how many emails I sent trying to get the ex back, even after I was told to…

In my 20s, I said I didn't want kids because of how much work they are. I got married at 30, and went off birth control at the recommendation of a friend, and I had a miscarriage at 8 weeks along at 31. It wasn't until I was pregnant and then lost that baby that I really started to want a child.

That is absolutely what I thought.

Heh.