I'm not too sure, they haven't opened yet. I hope so though.

Well, it's a good thing you found this out before you had any kids. Dodged a bullet there.

People can be horrible. And people can be AMAZING.

"I may be having a bad day, but at least I'm having day."

Gina continued her college career and her tumbling school in our small town after the accident. She is an actual miracle and I'm not a sentimental or person of faith. I wish her joy and happiness every day of her life.

wow. She has a beautiful spirit and her story puts life in perspective.

My last relationship was very much harmed by these kinds of parenting expectations. When she found out that I didn't agree with *all* of her parenting choices, she took that as a sign that we weren't a good fit. I tried to demonstrate to her that I had a lot of respect for her relationship with her kid, but I could…

I have seen a lot of people who have had kids because it was the next thing to check off their list. They are miserable and overwhelmed parents.

Those darn rascally little brothers, playing in mud and threatening ethnic mass murders. What are we going to do with you cute little dickens's?

Here's another good way to tell...

"I remember when Bravo used to air operas." — Jack Donaghy

I actually found this very interesting because my sister had an organ transplant in her early twenties and she never became a mother precisely because of the immune suppressants she was taking. (though on the plus side she just reached 15 years post-transplant so HURRAH! for medical science).

Human immune systems are…

Just because people don't come out in droves to say it doesn't make it not true. Humans are overpopulated as shit. Transplanting a womb so some random asshole can shit out a litter is ridiculous and narcissistic.

To me this seems completely crazy. I have a kidney transplant. The drugs work but not perfectly. The side effects are horrible. I don't know how anyone can justify doing this to an otherwise healthy woman. Yes, people desperately want a baby. But you don't need to produce your own baby to stay alive. Plus…

Should have stashed her drugs inside a Fleshlight because no one is going to reach into one of those to check out what is inside.

Good for them for thinking their likely shit genes are sooo important to pass on when the world is overpopulated as hell

We all know where this will lead. Soon we'll have to remove our asses to get through airport security.

It was in an interview he gave with Chris Hemsworth. It starts at :2.45 and it is flawless. *sigh*

That is some epic white boy dancing. Points for committing, he really is adorable.

Yeah, yeah. But can't he ... like, dance while he's being all fabulous?